Several of you have reported this dress to us recently, so we thought it only right that we swoop in and arrest it.
It’s not that The Fashion Police have anything against boobs per se – let us just be clear about that. It’s just that we don’t like seeing boobs made the entire focus of a dress, so that everything about it is calculated to say, “Hey, I got me some boobs! Lookit them!” That’s what this dress does, and that’s why we’re not exactly loving it. What do you think, though? Is the boob dress the one for you, or is it just another fashion boob?