Possibly the scariest shoes ever. EVER.

Hoof_shoes

Found by the fabulous Daddy Likey, who, in turn, found them on eBay. We’re weeping here, seriously.

Now, clearly The Fashion Police have seen a lot of shoes in our time, and some of them have been pretty hideous. We have to say, though, that if we were walking down the street, say, and we happened to see these bad boys poking out of the bottom of someone’s pants, we really think we’d have to desert our fashion-fighting duties and just run the hell away. Fast.

19 Comments

  • January 7, 2009

    marian

    those triggered my gag reflex. they are hideous.

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  • January 7, 2009

    **Star

    horrible!

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  • January 7, 2009

    Steph

    These are the kind of shoes that Satan would wear. They even have seperated toes for his cloven feet…

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  • January 7, 2009

    Helen

    I actually can see alot of uses for these. However, most of them involve theatre or costume parties.

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  • January 7, 2009

    Mousy

    That’s the worst thing I’ve seen today. What I want to know is – did anyone bid?

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  • January 7, 2009

    Danny

    That seriously looks like something someone from a scary movie would wear, together with some horrible patterned dress.
    Maaan, they must be so painful… To both use and definitly to look at. Please tell me the shoe is for a cow costume, and someone didn’t actually make them to be worn daily. Or ever.

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  • January 7, 2009

    Celeste

    I’ve got to agree, the only possible use of these is a cow, oxen, or devil costume. Terrifying.

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  • January 7, 2009

    Evelyn

    Holy crap.

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  • January 7, 2009

    Anna

    Those Irregular Choice split-toe heels are looking preeeetty good right now…

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  • January 7, 2009

    Diana

    HAHAHAHA these are funny!! and horrid of course! Mr. Tumnus shoes hahahaha

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  • January 7, 2009

    SUSAN

    These are dark times…

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  • January 7, 2009

    Si

    Mr. Tummnus! classic line…

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  • January 7, 2009

    Si

    Mr. Tummnus! classic line…

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  • January 7, 2009

    Glamfille

    Wow, THAT what camel toe looks like…

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  • January 8, 2009

    Amanda Nicole

    Oh my god, Satan’s cloven hooves!

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  • January 8, 2009

    Cadi

    Oh my sweet LORD they made spork-toed shoes.

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  • January 9, 2009

    pixx

    i can’t stop laughing.. oh my, those are fantasic. i do imagine mrs beckham wearing them

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  • January 9, 2009

    pixx

    i can’t stop laughing.. oh my, those are fantasic. i do imagine mrs beckham wearing them

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  • January 24, 2009

    spyra

    Holy cow…. o__O

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