Possibly the most unflattering pants in the world

>the most unflattering pants in the word

Anytime we see pants like these, we can’t help but assume that the body underneath them is exactly the same shape as the pants.

You’re doing it now too, aren’t you? You’re imagining her unfortunately elongated torso lurking underneath her specially-made pants, her crotch about two metres away from her belly button.

People who have bodies shaped like that are the only people who have a reason to wear these pants. Everyone else who paid £299 to look like this is going to have to accompany us down to the station: you all have some explaining to do…

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  • September 11, 2012


    Definitely a home ec project gone wrong.

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  • September 14, 2012


    Call the men in white coats! This is not only ugly but also downright depressing. 299$ for something badly cut (just look a the hips:zip area) and sewn, 100% POLYESTER ? The back of the pants is even worse. Someone is definitely taking the joke too far.

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  • September 16, 2012


    Hahahaha, it looks like she’s got a bald rubber tire or a big round plate under there instead of hips.

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