Possibly the most confusing (and obscene!) ugly prom dress we’ve ever arrested…

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  What. The. HELL? Is that a… ? No, it can’t be. It just can’t. But it looks like…? No. We refuse to believe it. It’s just an unfortunate design, that’s all. A really, really unfortunate design. A really unfortunate design that’s just earned this dress its own special place in the Fashion Police Jail, where we hope it will take the time to think about what it’s done here.

Now, let us never speak of this again.

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(Thanks to Louisa for the report!)

37 Comments

  • March 27, 2009

    sofa

    wooooooow.
    this is wrong in so many ways…

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  • March 27, 2009

    gokarm

    obsene! for a PROM dress! That is one heckuva big “WHOOPS”.

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  • March 27, 2009

    mona

    bahahaha 😀 too funny…. I’d like to see the reaction of the people on a prom when someone walks in with this dress :P.

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  • March 27, 2009

    peachfish

    Wow….I mean, that’s just…wow.

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  • March 27, 2009

    Camilla

    Some poor boy will be delighted by that (sorry, ewwww)

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  • March 27, 2009

    Sarah

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that when they saw it.

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  • March 27, 2009

    Arielle

    I…
    Damn.

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  • March 27, 2009

    Mona

    Could you imagine the corresponding suit her prom date might wear? Maybe something with a huge 16th century codpiece 🙂

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  • March 27, 2009

    Ma'at

    I don’t get it, what’s so bad about that orchid… oh that’s not an orchid you say? well it explains the placement

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  • March 27, 2009

    melanie

    Words fail … I almost peed from laughing so hard when I saw that pic. Sides still ache a bit!

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  • March 27, 2009

    Theresa

    Oh my. That is just all sorts of wrong.

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  • March 27, 2009

    sally

    That’s inviting lol

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  • March 27, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Glad it’s got its own special place – too nasty to mix with the “general population”…

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  • March 27, 2009

    Melanie

    How could someone have sat down and designed that dress and completely missed that????
    I mean, surely it’s not been done that way on purpose?

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  • March 28, 2009

    Alpha Geminorum

    what the… hell?! lol. You know, if that isn’t deliberate, that’s gotta be one hell of an oversight. haha. Certain to have tongues wagging… eww, sorry, no pun intended.

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  • March 28, 2009

    ish

    IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG VULVA!!

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  • March 28, 2009

    a woman

    I feel sorry for the model.

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  • March 28, 2009

    kate

    hahahahaha

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  • March 28, 2009

    Inox

    I was going to say that this is the worst possible colour combo for this dress (with the black adding contrast and all), but then I thought about how it would look if the black part was peach coloured…

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  • March 28, 2009

    E.

    Teehee, light in the box!

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  • March 29, 2009

    Anna

    AHH! That’s AWFUL.

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  • March 30, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Just thought of a way of making this worse: accessorise with
    http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/03/daylight-robbery-kiki-de-montparnasse-fringe-benefits-necklace.html#comments

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    • January 23, 2010

      drea

    • March 25, 2010

      Joey Sauer

      LOL! How terrible, shockingly distasteful. xD
      .-= Joey Sauer´s last blog ..M-m-m-mons†er =-.

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  • March 30, 2009

    Diana

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • April 2, 2009

    Rotae

    Hmm. They appear to have changed the dress: http://www.lightinthebox.com/Spring-2009-Column-Sweetheart-Asymmetrical-Satin-Prom—Evening-Dress–HSX329-_p24996.html

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  • April 2, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Rotae – lol! So they have! This picture has been all over the Internet sice we posted it, so maybe they realised how unfortunate it was!

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  • April 19, 2009

    Kira

    Wow. That is… wow.
    I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one who thought it looked like a *cough*. lol.
    Oh, and I went to the source of the picture, and apparently they changed the design of the dress. xD

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  • June 11, 2009

    Penelope

    the new picture is photoshopped!

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  • June 17, 2009

    Brad F.

    Wow! Can you imagine the wonderful memories a girl would have of her high school prom if she showed up in that?
    Of course, I’m sure no one would actually order that dress for use as anything but a gag…
    Glad to see the company that makes it realized what they were doing and changed it up.

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  • June 17, 2009

    Brad F.

    Wow! Can you imagine the wonderful memories a girl would have of her high school prom if she showed up in that?
    Of course, I’m sure no one would actually order that dress for use as anything but a gag…
    Glad to see the company that makes it realized what they were doing and changed it up.

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  • August 27, 2009

    Lazagna

    This should be worn to a halloween fetish party, teamed up with a man in one of those giant penis costumes.

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  • September 6, 2009

    Cadhla

    I find it very funny that they actually took the time to change the picture. However the dress? We’re not too sure. Maybe it was in fact a picture oops that captured the dress in the wrong flip. I wouldn’t risk it though. Too much to risk.
    BTW, you can also see that the pink satin triangles are photoshopped in. A tragedy really. The dress looks cute if you didn’t know the truth behind it.

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  • February 12, 2010

    anonymous

    its a vaginadress!

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  • February 20, 2010

    Mel

    Haha, the beginning of your commentary was exactly what was going through my mind when I saw that!

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  • March 17, 2010

    megan

    ——>vagina over here<——-

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  • October 24, 2012

    Nala

    O.M.G. Please tell me no one bought this dress PLEASE IN THE NANME OF GAGA NO.

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