Frankenshoes: Warning! Platform sneakers, approach with caution!

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Note to all shoppers: The Spice Girls weren’t great fashion role models in the 90s, and they’re still not great fashion role models now. Although, if it’s always been your life goal to look exactly like a cartoon character, these shoes could be a great buy for $18.80. Personally, we think we’ll be sticking to shoes that won’t make our feet look like they need their own zip codes…

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5 Comments

  • May 13, 2008

    Kate

    These make me feel slightly nauseous. Really.

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  • May 13, 2008

    Adiel

    These remind me painfully of being 13 and in the 7th grade…

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  • May 14, 2008

    Danielle

    I thought Sketchers look-a-likes and platforms died in the 90s? Maybe that was wishful thinking

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  • May 14, 2008

    Diana

    I had a classmate at high school who had one pair of black frankenshoes just the same as the ones on the pic and she wore them EVERY SINGLE day, and I just HATED them with all my LIFE.

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  • July 22, 2011

    jessie jess

    i used to have some blue and white ones when i was 10

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