Emergency! Emergency! Fashion Crime in progress!

Yesterday afternoon, Officer Emily filed a report which forced us to instantly declare a Fashion Police State of Emergency. Here is the suspect in question:

pink silk dress

You’re possibly wondering what the problem is. Is it because it looks a bit like nightwear? Because, OK, that’s not good, but LOTS of dresses look like nightwear without meriting so much as a Fashion Police Caution. So what is it?

Perhaps THIS will make things clearer:

pink silk dress

To quote Rolf Harris: Can yer see what it is yet?

As Emily put it: this dress looks like something else.

If you can see what the “something else” is, great: at least we know it’s not just us and our filthy minds.

If you CAN’T see what the “something else” is, well, good for you. Your eyeballs are safe.

This is by Suzie Wong, is £125 at ASOS, and it’s well worth looking at the product page to view the video: people, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen this dress in action. There’s something in the way it moves

P.S. While we’re on this particular subject, let us just take the opportunity to show you THIS again:

Never fails to make us smile.

10 Comments

  • November 11, 2011

    Kathryn

    Oh my!

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  • November 11, 2011

    Roisin

    !!!

    Those photos have cheered my day right up. Thank you! x

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  • November 11, 2011

    Michelle via Facebook

    lmao! Wow, that video is… something else.

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  • November 11, 2011

    Kelli via Facebook

    hahaha! now, that is really puttin’ it out there, eh?

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  • November 11, 2011

    Arielle

    I hope this was done by accident, and not on purpose by the designer…

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  • November 11, 2011

    Emily

    Oh jesus… there’s really no need, is there? I remember a while ago you posted a pair of shoes on Shoeperwoman and I pointed out in the comments that they looked like, ahem, something else, and everyone else went ‘omg… they do!’ Lady bits in fashion… just not necessary.

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  • November 12, 2011

    XL5Venus

    Both items are the perfect thing to wear to a performance of Eve Ensler’s classic Valentine’s Day drama production (and not many others).

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  • November 12, 2011

    Bee

    Not another pussydress! Noooooo

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  • November 12, 2011

    bookmole

    Now I know what to wear when I go to see The Vagina Monologues!

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  • November 13, 2011

    Amy

    the dress looks bad!! nobody wants to go out in a nightie with a vag… in front of it.

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