Oh great, this is just what we needed to see on a Friday afternoon – a dress that makes the eye go straight to the crotch, without passing ‘Go’ or, indeed, collection $200. Congratulations, Phoebe Price – your work here is done now. You have finally found the dress that allows you to have wardrobe malfunctions all day long, without having to wait around for a convenient gust of wind. We’re pretty sure you achieved this by going out wearing just a top, too. Let’s just hope you took your mother’s advice and wore some clean knickers. Or any knickers….