Penguin Trousers. Literally.

Wear these, and we almost guarantee people will throw fish at you. Of course, you’ll walk funny: a bit like a penguin in fact. But just think of all the fish!

(Click here to buy it)

9 Comments

  • October 4, 2010

    Shoes not blues

    Baffling! As for the dropped crotch bit – are you really sure there is a crotch in there? Or knees for that matter? In fact are the trousers (used very loosely) worn by a person at all? It could be a mermaid with feet but no legs. It could, just look, people.

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  • October 4, 2010

    Mousy

    … wait, is that crotch actually dropped down to shin level?!

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  • October 4, 2010

    annet

    it looks like a 1930s pants-parody…

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  • October 4, 2010

    Grace

    It is rare that posts on here illicit more than a raised eyebrow and a a slight chuckle from me…but they made me cover my mouth and nearly spit my drink out my nose. Seriously, what in the bloody hell her they thinking???????

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  • October 4, 2010

    Grace

    This gets worse every time I look at it…it’s like something off of rotton.com, only more sick and twisted. This is proof that God does not exist.

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  • October 4, 2010

    Grace

    It’s just plain creepy to look at, it sees into my soul….

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  • October 4, 2010

    kookakicha

    Well, well, look who we’ve got here. Looks like The Penguins’ wife finally found her pants.

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  • October 5, 2010

    Serinde

    It looks like those pants Dick van Dyke wore in Mary Poppins to dance with the penguins… except black… and loose… yerch

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  • October 6, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    I saw a more summery version of these some months ago. And the wearer was having to take little penguin steps too…

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