Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Paisley Print Two-Piece

Kilt and pants combo

We can’t possibly choose between this pleated skirt and these paisley-print pants, and you can’t make us. We’ll just wear them both at the same time, with the help of J. W. Anderson, who has helpfully joined the two together for us. And what J.W Anderson has put together, let no fashion police officer put asunder. Far be it for us to suggest that there’s no need to spend £1,275 on this creation, when you could find an ugly pair of pants and an equally ugly skirt for a mere fraction of that price and wear them together. Nuh-uh. We know a bargain when we see one, and this has been reduced to $510, for reasons that we can’t possibly even begin to guess at. Go get it, fashion jurors! Snap it up, before someone else does! Then go forth and wear your paisley-print two-piece with pride!

[Buy it here]


  • June 14, 2012


    Stuck together, clashing prints, and daylight robbery!

    View Comment
  • June 14, 2012


    I actually really like the pants. I wish there was a version of them without an ugly clashing skirt attached (and a lot less expensive, too…)

    View Comment
  • June 14, 2012

    Carolina W

    Okay, here’s my verdict:
    front view: gross
    back view: I’m gonna vomit

    Though I think the skirt on its own would be cute. I like the pattern on it.

    View Comment
  • June 22, 2012


    their pants with a built-in apron

    View Comment