Olivia Rubin for Dorothy Perkins Grey bird peplum dress, £49
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Dress of the Day: Olivia Rubin for Dorothy Perkins Grey bird peplum dress 
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Dress of the Day: Olivia Rubin for Dorothy Perkins Grey bird peplum dress
Frankenshoes: Jean boots, by Gianmarco Lorenzi
These boots are in clear contravention of The Fashion Police’s “denim is only for jeans, and occasionally jackets” rule.
And also of The Fashion Police’s “peep toes are only for shoes, never boots” rule.
Oh, and the lace? Combined with the denim? It’s giving us really bad flashbacks to this. And we never want to be reminded of that ever again.
We think these are a Crime of Fashion: if you disagree, however, you can click here to buy them from Far Fetch.
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Mr Angrypants: Daniel Palillo’s frowny-faced fashion
Funnily enough, that’s exactly the expression WE made too when first we laid eyes on this little ensemble…
[Royal blue cotton tee with red 3D pyramid shapes: click here to buy it]
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Fashion Police at the MET Costume Institute Gala: Gwyneth Paltrow
Ah, our old friend Side Boob. Whoops, we mean Gwyneth Paltrow. No, seriously, that’s what we meant to say, we promise…
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Fashion Police at the MET Costume Institute Gala: Florence Welch, Sarah Burton and Cate Blanchett
This was, sadly, the only photo we have of Florence Welch’s “lampshade” dress from last night’s Costume Institute Gala.
We think it’s enough, though.
With Florence are Alexander McQueen designer, Sarah Burton, and Cate Blanchett. What do you think of their outfits?
[Image: PRPhotos.com]
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Fashion Police at the MET Costume Institute Ball: Rihanna
This is what basically passes as “dressed down” for Rihanna. Seriously, it’s probably what she wears to slob out in front of the TV or something. Why did Rihanna choose to dress down for an event like the Costume Institute Ball? We have no idea. We think she looks fabulous, though….
[Images: PRPhotos.com]
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Fashion Police at the MET Costume Institute Gala: Beyonce
The MET’s Annual Costume Institute Gala is the fashion event of the year, as far as The Fashion Police is concerned. Forget the Oscar’s, with its safe, “let’s all dress as brides” vibe (Oh, how we long for the days of Celine Dion in a back-to-front suit, or Cher in…any of the things Cher likes to wear), the Costume Gala is where celebrities let their fashion flags fly, and don’t care whether we arrest them for it. And good for them,
This year’s theme was ”Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations”. Unless you were Beyonce. If you were Beyonce, the theme was, “Yes, I had a baby recently: SO?” And the conversation she will one day have with Blue Ivy Carter about this dress may not be an “impossible” one, but it WILL definitely be an interesting one…
What do you think of this look?
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Dress of the Day: Full Circle Botanical Print Fit & Flare Dress
It’s back!
Yes, after a lengthy absence from your computer and smartphone screens, The Fashion Police is bowing to popular demand (from, like, two of you) and bringing back Dress of the Day. Some of the dresses you may like, some you may loathe- actually, most you may loathe, let’s face it. But they will be dresses. And they will be here every day. And the first one is Full Circle’s Botanical Print Fit & Flare Dress. We’d wear it (and also the shoes, actually.) But would you?
Full Circle Botanical Print Fit & Flare Dress, £90, ASOS: click here to buy it.
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