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We can’t tell you what to expect when you’re expecting.
We can, however, tell you what to expect when you’re standing on the red carpet, promoting your new movie: you should expect The Fashion Police to take a keen interest in your outfit, and to ask their readers to decide whether or not you’re guilty of committing crimes of fashion.
And that’s exactly what we’re going to do now, so take a look at the gallery below and tell us if these celebrities are innocent or guilty!
[Images: PRPhotos.com]
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The Fashion Police love polka dots. We also love stripes. We’re not even averse to the odd bit of pattern-mixing, provided it’s done right.
Are these River Island jeans the right way to mix patterns, though? With one spotty leg and one stripey one, they’re either the best of both worlds, or twice as ugly as they need to be, depending on your opinion.
What IS your opinion on these? Are they innocent or guilty of committing crimes of fashion?
[Click here to buy them]
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Most of the footwear impostors we apprehend involve cases where shoes are pretending to be socks.
These ones, however, are pretending to be fishing nets.
Well, we guess it’s good to be different…
[Dolce & Gabbana 100mm patent mesh cotton net pumps, £474: click here to buy them]
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So, this happened.
Honestly, it’s like Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron are having some kind of “who can wear the worst dress to a movie premiere” competiton, isn’t it?
Well, OK, if that’s the way they want to play it: Charlize, it’s a terrible dress, and Ima let you finish, but Kristen has the worst premiere dress of all time. Seriously.
Need some more evidence to decide whether you agree with us or not? Take a look at the gallery below, and then, mirror, mirror, on the wall, tell us who is the worst dressed of them all?
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Karen Millen blue satin peplum dress, £175
Click here to buy it
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Once again, it would appear that the Empress isn’t wearing any pants. Or rather, she is… but she may as well not be.
The Empress paid £549 for her invisible pants, too.
Sucks to be her, hey?
[Click here for the product page]
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