double denim

DYDDD: Do You Do Double Denim?



double denim

Officers, it’s time to re-open the double denim debate: Both outfits: ZARA In the past, we’ve always dismissed double denim as an automatic crime of fashion. After a couple of failed attempts at becoming “trendy”, however, this year the Texas Tuxedo (or Canadian Tuxedo, depending [...]

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fries

You want fries with those leggings?



fries

Nothing hits the spot quite like a good ol’ burger and fries, does it? You know what they say about fatty, fried, food, though: a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips! And in this case, those fries you just ate will  LITERALLY [...]

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online-shopping

We’re taking the day off…



online-shopping

Good morning, Fashion Police officers! It’s a public holiday here in the UK, so we’re taking the day off: we’ll be back to business tomorrow, but until then, here are some older posts you might have missed…. The Chief of Police fesses up to buying [...]

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matchy matchy look

Style Trial: The Matchy-Matchy Look



matchy matchy look

Do you pride yourself on perfectly coordinated outfits, or do you think the “matchy matchy” look is a crime of a fashion? The Fashion Police pose the question: Can you be too matchy matchy? Matching your shoes to your bag, your bag to your dress, [...]

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prom-dresses

Short prom dresses from the UK high street



prom-dresses

Prom season is almost upon us, but of course, you don’t need an actual prom to attend to wear a prom-style dress. Recently our style sleuths have noticed more than the usual number of prom dresses on the UK high street: the full skirts and [...]

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marni

Dungaree Disasters: a roundup



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Late last week, an anonymous tip-off led us to the discovery that one of our favourite websites, Yoox.com, has an entire section dedicated to dungarees. Now, as you know, dungarees are a HOT TREND for this season, and because The Fashion Police care deeply about [...]

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adult onesies

Adult Onesies: the horror continues



adult onesies

It’s no good, fellow officers. We’ve tried our best to find adult onesies cute n’ hilarious, just like everyone else on the planet seems to, but it doesn’t seem to matter how hard we try, we will never understand why grown women would want to [...]

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