These boots are in clear contravention of The Fashion Police’s “denim is only for jeans, and occasionally jackets” rule. And also of The Fashion Police’s “peep toes are only for shoes, never boots” rule. Oh, and the lace? Combined with the denim? It’s giving us really bad flashbacks to this. And we never want to be reminded of that ever again. We think these are a Crime of Fashion: if you disagree, however, you can click here to buy them from Far Fetch.
Funnily enough, that’s exactly the expression WE made too when first we laid eyes on this little ensemble… [Royal blue cotton tee with red 3D pyramid shapes: click here to buy it]
Ah, our old friend Side Boob. Whoops, we mean Gwyneth Paltrow. No, seriously, that’s what we meant to say, we promise… [Image: PRPhotos.com]
This was, sadly, the only photo we have of Florence Welch’s “lampshade” dress from last night’s Costume Institute Gala. We think it’s enough, though. With Florence are Alexander McQueen designer, Sarah Burton, and Cate Blanchett. What do you think of their outfits? [Image: PRPhotos.com]
This is what basically passes as “dressed down” for Rihanna. Seriously, it’s probably what she wears to slob out in front of the TV or something. Why did Rihanna choose to dress down for an event like the Costume Institute Ball? We have no idea. We think she looks fabulous, though…. [Images: PRPhotos.com]