The Argument for the Defence:
This dress is the perfect colour for summer: the bright orange is very much “on trend” right now, and makes a nice change from all of the other traditionally “summer” colours. What’s more, the flared skirt, nipped-in waist and short sleeves will make this dress flattering to many figures, and really easy to wear: no straps to slide down or hitch up, a shape that’s easy to move in, a single colour that you can throw on a pair of shoes with and be done.
The Argument for the Prosecution:
Are you blind? Because WE are, now that we’ve seen this dress. Look, orange just doesn’t look good on anyone. OK, maybe three people, max, and we can’t name any of them. Also, we hate it when people say “on trend”. Stop it.
What do YOU think: is the dress innocent or guilty?