Ladies and gentlemen, Opening Ceremony proudly present… YOUR CROTCH!
Is it just us, or does this garment look less like a pair of skirted shorts (or “skort”, if you will) and more like curtains pulling back to reveal the star of the show, which, in this case is… well, like we said, it’s your crotch, isn’t it? No, you don’t see it? OK, well, what do you think of these shorts in general? Something you would wear? Head over to Shopbop, then, hand over $288 and they’re yours.