Rogue’s Gallery: the newest inmates in the Fashion Police jail

Sometimes, readers, your fashion force uncovers too many crimes of fashion to be able to give each one of them the attention they so rightly deserve. So here's a quick roundup of some of the newer inmates of our jail this week. Don't have nightmares…

Animal-print-jumpsuit

 Dropped crotch, saggy hips AND animal print? Oh, River Island, NO!

Antelope-cowboy-boots

Mou Antelope Cowboy boots, reported by an undercover officer who didn't give her name. Do those things have a TAIL? We think they do…

Victoria's Secret harem pants, reported by Officer Rose, who points out than when even Alessandra Ambrosio looks shocked to be wearing them, you know you have a problem. We think Victoria should've kept this secret to herself.

Buckle-boots

Hamilton buckle boots from Free People, reported by Officer Zoe. We could've lived with them if it hadn't been for the dreaded peep toe. WHY MUST ALL BOOTS HAVE PEEP TOES  NOW?

LOOP-SKIRT

Loeffler Randall 'Loop' skirt. Just… why?

And finally….

Louise-della-dress

Louise Della Redingote Juliette dress: like an explosion of fug in a fug factory…

8 Comments

  • August 17, 2009

    Serinde

    plus its a jumpsuit: the over all hideousness obviously hid that from view

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  • August 17, 2009

    charles

    those boots with the tail…just wow. could you imagine the girls that wear uggs with miniskirts all summer long replacing them with those? o.O

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  • August 17, 2009

    Katie R

    I am shocked and confused by those antelope boots.

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  • August 17, 2009

    nj

    so much ugly in one place…i need eye bleach big time…i can’t stop imagining someone in the tail boots and the leopard drop crotch wide hip jumpsuit (really that last description should never be used again i hope)

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  • August 17, 2009

    Anna

    Oh, dear God, no.

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  • August 17, 2009

    Profashionelle

    The RIVER ISLAND atrocity is a very hideous knockoff of a Balmain jumpsuit (http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/47064) which wasn’t attractive in the first place, so why knock it off? :-S

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  • August 18, 2009

    chocoholic

    The boots with a tail!!!
    I’m scared. Very scared.

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  • August 18, 2009

    Amber

    The only people happy about the peep-toe boots are all the Naruto cosplayers, I’m sure.

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