Mohair pants. We’re speechless…

Mohair_pants

No, we really are speechless. We weren’t kidding.

These sell for $85 on eBay.

Now we’re even more speechless… 

20 Comments

  • June 6, 2008

    Janet C

    I may, perhaps, make you even more speechless. Now I may be mistaken, but it certainly looks like there’s a vague CAMEL TOE on those mohair pants! I don’t even want to think about how that’s possible.

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  • June 6, 2008

    gokarm

    Maybe it’s supposed to be the bottom half of a Cookie Monster costume?

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  • June 6, 2008

    MsBirda

    Yes totally! Except the Cookie Monster is in drag with those fetching hot pink pumps!

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  • June 6, 2008

    MsBirda

    Yes totally! Except the Cookie Monster is in drag with those fetching hot pink pumps!

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  • June 6, 2008

    Helen

    I just burst out laughing.

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  • June 6, 2008

    Sarah

    I just burst out puking.

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  • June 6, 2008

    Veronika

    Hahahaha, the funniest pants ever! PLUS they must be like really really warm too. (Just about to puke now..)

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  • June 6, 2008

    Kimberly

    I can’t even think of the words to describe how I feel about these pants. How does one even know to look on ebay for such a thing?

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  • June 6, 2008

    carola

    oh, my Lord!
    I am joining the speechless club… I couldn’t even imagine that such a THING could exist… Have the weird feeling that they sacrificed an Yeti to make this…THING 😀

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  • June 6, 2008

    Arielle

    I’d say those should have been one of the stars of a wear or die post, but I don’t know that you could possibly match them with anything else…

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  • June 7, 2008

    net

    OMG! Cookie Monster! Hahahaha!!!

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  • June 7, 2008

    Melisande

    Because what the world really needs is FURRY cameltoe.

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  • June 7, 2008

    Haley

    The real question is, is the model a) very fat with slender feet, or b) wearing a fat suit, or is it just that mohair is exceptionally thick? Whatever it is, “transvestite cookie monster” is probably the best description.

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  • June 7, 2008

    Rachele

    OH MY GOSH! I want to die! That is so horrible! I wonder what they sold for…WOW

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  • June 7, 2008

    bookmole

    gross. gross squared. lovely shoes, though.

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  • June 9, 2008

    Julie

    I’m glad someone else found these pants. I found a similar pair (in bright aqua!) made by the same person last year, and I gleefully blinded everyone I knew by passing the link around. I’m a horrible person, but no worse than this insane woman who makes fuzzy pants 6 sizes too small for her. Or her model. Whichever.

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  • June 9, 2008

    edith

    It must be a joke. It cannot be real.

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  • June 19, 2008

    AC Caster

    Someone must have choked an alpaca to death after trying to drown it in dye.

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  • July 23, 2008

    trend de la creme

    I don’t even want to know what fetish these correspond to.

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  • September 4, 2008

    Anna

    NO! They killed cookie monster!!
    Poor cookie monster. He sacrificed his life to create that… abomination.

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