Attack of the Mohair Dress Mannequins

Mohair_dress_crimeWhen we first opened this image, which was sent in by Fashion Police reader Sasha, our first instinct was to laugh, but our second instinct was to be afraid. Very afraid. For does it not look to you like this mannequin means business? The cold dead eyes, the fixed stare, the purposeful look: this is clearly a mannequin on a mission, folks. And her mission? Why, to make us all wear mohair dresses just like hers, obviously.

You can see why we’re afraid, can’t you?

This item was spotted on eBay, and duly reported to us, but we fear it may be too late to save the world from the oncoming attack of the mohair mannequins. All we can do is advise you to stay in, lock your doors and hope to weather the storm. And, of course, to feel amazed at the fact that it’s even possible to create the suggestion of a camel-toe on a mohair dress.

Good luck to you, one and all…

8 Comments

  • August 12, 2008

    Jazz

    Oh, it must be Big Bird’s cousin!

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  • August 12, 2008

    Amanda

    It’s the shiny “skin” that is really creeping me out. And the Village of the Damned hair.

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  • August 12, 2008

    Danielle

    It really does look like a killer mannequin. o_O The outfit also reminds me of Dr. Seuss and the Lorac.

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  • August 12, 2008

    Chica

    lol, that’s the most hideous thing I’ve seen in a while – wonder if anyone bought it?

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  • August 12, 2008

    Carrie

    She looks like a creme filled twinkie! HA!

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  • August 18, 2008

    Celeste

    Ahhh! I was not prepared for how scary that was.

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  • August 18, 2008

    Shanie

    I was wondering where I saw her before. It was Dr. Seuss and the Lorac thanks Amanda (from previous post) Do you think this designer is still working?

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  • August 25, 2008

    rogue

    and just when i thought that the blue hairy thing chloe calls a bag was evil… this like the dark side of fashion. i’ve seen similar monstrosities at my local market… they are just ar ugly in person.

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