Modelling Is Hard: Patrick Mohr Spring/Summer 2011

BERLIN - JULY 09: Models walk the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

AAARGH! They’re coming! They’re coming! The models are coming to take over the world! God, we always KNEW this would happen, we just didn’t know it would be so freaking scary when it did… Run, people! Save yourselves if you can!

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)
This is their leader. She’s all, “WHAT? Oh, come on, like you’ve never seen a bald, beareded woman before…”

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

This is what our nightmares look like.

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
“Oh, come on, people! I’m making a serious point here about our perceptions of female beauty, y’all! Or something.”

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

“And I’m making a point about the use of emaciated models in runway shows.”

Um, point taken, topless model. Point taken…

12 Comments

  • July 13, 2010

    Hannah

    I think that this is one show they won’t be advertising on their CVs 😛

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  • July 14, 2010

    Grace

    Let’s place some bets: How long until Gaga steals this look? 😛

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  • July 14, 2010

    Kelley

    All of these photos were truly, truly scary. But I think the last one, the back view of the emaciated model, is the worst. She looks truly skeletal, it’s horrible.

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  • July 14, 2010

    Alison

    This is stupid as hell.

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  • July 15, 2010

    kookakicha

    Cool, I had been looking for a truly scary horror movie.

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  • July 15, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    I wonder in what form the bearded Mekon Hare Krishna look will filter down to the High Street…

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  • July 15, 2010

    Ros

    Makes you realise how stupid most runway shows look when you take away the pretty faces.
    And that emaciated model could have come right out of news footage from the holocaust.

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  • July 16, 2010

    Keeva

    EWWWWW. i just vommed a bit in my mouth

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  • July 17, 2010

    Olivia

    poor models! giving up their good looks to look like old men!

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  • July 22, 2010

    Kathryn

    …wow those poor poor girls and I though that being a garbage collector or fry cook or a waste water plant mantinence engineer was a bad job.

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  • July 27, 2010

    Kiri

    That’s scary. ._.

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