Ridiculous Runways: Pam Hogg Fall 2011

All we can say is, we hope these girls are being paid a LOT…

… and that the high street doesn’t bother taking “inspiration” from this particular collection.

Seriously, think of some of the people you know. Ones who aren’t models, preferably.

Now imagine them dressed like THIS. It’s not pretty, is it?

(Actually, didn’t Cher wear this to the Oscars one year? The prosecution rests.)

You’d want to put them in restraints, wouldn’t you?

Well, you wouldn’t want them getting a big head, would you?

Whoops, too late!

The Birds! The Birds!

There’s more than one strange thing in this photo, isn’t there? We’ll let you be the ones to count ’em…

[Images: PRPhotos.com]

21 Comments

  • February 22, 2011

    philly

    In that last photo the audience is dressed as strangely as the models!

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    • February 22, 2011

      ashleyfashion

      did you see the reavelance this isnt fashion this is just volger if these girls dont get paid a lot they shouldnt take the job because this is taken art and made it petty and well disgusting

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  • February 22, 2011

    Drea

    My first thought when I saw the first picture was “whoa” and it didn’t get any better. God help us if the highstreet DO copy *ahem* “take inspiration* from them. :/

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  • February 22, 2011

    aLisonGREEN8

    RT @fashionpolice: New Post: Ridiculous Runways: Pam Hogg Fall 2011 – http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2011/02/…

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  • February 22, 2011

    lizvocal

    You could find the first three and the sexy nun outfit in any BDSM shop. But not the stuffed birds, which are too weird even for people who whip each other for fun. (Maybe inspired by Neville Longbottom’s Gran, who wears a stuffed owl on her head in HP?) As far as I can tell, this is ‘art’ only if you didn’t know it was already available.

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  • February 22, 2011

    soe_the_arts

    ow…. what happens to my Mozilla? did i miss clicked? i was reading about fashion and shoes, suddenly i end up in BDSM online shop….

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  • February 22, 2011

    Rebecca

    There are about5 wardrobe malfunctions waiting to happen in each one of them. Except for the really sparkly one, which is just strange.

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  • February 22, 2011

    MileySmiley

    Oh, Lady Gaga will be definitely seen in these sometime soon.

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  • February 23, 2011

    Egon

    I saw only wonderful shoes. You miss the shoes losing time biasing the dresses. Who cares about the dresses: SHOES are all that matter.

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    • February 23, 2011

      nata

      Of course! You can walk around pretty much naked/restrained, etc. as long as your shoes are “wonderful”! BTW, all those chunky shoes are NOT that wonderful after all.

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  • February 23, 2011

    Dani

    I’ll bet a hundred bucks that Lady Gaga would wear those last two…

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  • February 23, 2011

    nata

    Some impressive bird hair pieces, esp. the very 1st one – “giant crows feasting on the model’s brain”(???)

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  • February 23, 2011

    bookmole

    Clothes for the remake of The Fifth Element? LeeLoo would look great in these!

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  • February 24, 2011

    Kaien

    Wow, my toughts on the first pic was “that isn’t fashion, thats fetish!” and on the last picture, is that a real person? haha

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  • February 26, 2011

    Wendy

    Sparkly Darth Vader!!!!! or You could go the Spaceballs route hahaha

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  • February 27, 2011

    Emily

    Maybe it’s just all aimed at the likes of Lady GAGA and the cross dresser (I think) in the front row?

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    • March 2, 2011

      ally

      I was thinking the exact same thing. Lady GaGa will be wearing these in the next few months, mark my words.

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  • March 23, 2011

    Christine

    The first picture wasn’t fashion! that was mild pornography!

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  • April 18, 2011

    Rock Hyrax

    Oh really, have none of you ever seen Dune? The sparkly one is clearly inspired by Alia Atreides! 😉

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