Modelling is Hard: Open Knit Woven Panel Dress

Blue woven dress with sheer panels

Oh, hai, model, why so perplexed? Pondering the mysteries of the universe, perhaps? Trying to to solve a really complex mathematical problem inside your head? Or just wondering what the hell you did to deserve being given THIS mess of a dress to wear? And also: why is it that anything with the word “woven” in the product description can almost always be relied upon to be a fashion crime?

We’re going to beĀ generousĀ here, and assume the dress wasn’t intended to be worn quite like this, with absolutely nothing underneath it but (possibly) a pair of knickers:

That doesn’t really help the model, though, does it? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MODELS?!

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