Oh, hai, model, why so perplexed? Pondering the mysteries of the universe, perhaps? Trying to to solve a really complex mathematical problem inside your head? Or just wondering what the hell you did to deserve being given THIS mess of a dress to wear? And also: why is it that anything with the word “woven” in the product description can almost always be relied upon to be a fashion crime?
We’re going to be generous here, and assume the dress wasn’t intended to be worn quite like this, with absolutely nothing underneath it but (possibly) a pair of knickers: