Modelling is Hard: Future Classics edition

Future Classics sleeveless open back reversible waistcoat

This model looks confused.  She’s wearing something described as a sleeveless waistcoat (surely it wouldn’t be a waistcoat, it would be a cardigan if it wasn’t sleeveless?), but that’s not what’s confusing her.  Oh no.  She’s just caught sight of her back view in the mirror.

Future Classics sleeveless open back reversible waistcoat back view

Seems whoever knitted this got the pages stuck together in the pattern book and made half a waistcoat, half a v neck sweater. WIth a handy hole for your, er, back.

What do you think ?  Do you want an open v neck on your back, or do you prefer your knitwear to be made from just the one pattern?

9 Comments

  • December 27, 2010

    Ciara

    I think this is a no-brainer; no unessential holes in clothing. Ever.

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  • December 27, 2010

    Mousy

    I’m perplexed by this. The shape of the hole at the back is creeping me out.

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  • December 27, 2010

    ile

    Gee this is one of the creepiest clothes I have ever seen. Looks like it was knitted on LSD.

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  • December 28, 2010

    melanie

    Maybe the purpose of the hole is so that the wearer can put the vest/cardigan/waistcoat on without taking their backpack off first?

    That’s all I got. Am otherwise stumped on that one.

    It’s fugly either way.

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  • December 28, 2010

    Mitr Friend

    Actually if you hold the front n back together and slip your head through that hole at the back, may be you’ll get a double layered waist coat!!! Well, MAY BE!!! Imagine!!!!! 🙂

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    • December 28, 2010

      Mitr Friend

      Doesn’t that hole at the back look like a neck from its pattern???
      Guess its a trial turned out bad!!! 🙁

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  • December 28, 2010

    EricB

    That hole in the back looks pretty misplaced.

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  • January 9, 2011

    Romanticide

    Maybe is meant to be sold to angels… the hole is so they can get their wings out easily O.o… ok I give up-

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