Modelling Is Hard

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      Modelling is Hard: Menswear Edition

      Modelling is Hard. It’s hard for everyone, of course: all of those poor models who work so hard, only to be told that they need to eat a sandwich, or get some “curves”, or some other kind of bodysnark. It’s hard for them all, but modelling is particularly hard for…

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      Model Makeover: Saving Models from Crimes of Fashion

      Modelling is hard. We know this from the many years we’ve spent patrolling the world of fashion. No one knows what those poor models suffer in the name of fashion: well, no one except other models, obviously. Forced to wear ugly outfits, to pose in ridiculous ways, and to keep…

      How to pose like a model

      How to Pose Like a Model: The Hair Twirl

      Want to amaze and impress your friends by posing exactly like a fashion model? Let The Fashion Police show you how! In part one of our series we present Model Pose #1: The Hair Twirl, as demonstrated by our old friends, the ASOS models! “Oh, gosh, is that a camera?…

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      Strange Sweaters from Bless

      “Gosh!” we thought, “It’s not like our old friends at Bless to make an item of clothing that looks, well, ordinary. We’re more used to seeing hairy shoes, strange, off-the-shoulder suit jackets, and who could forget the Ra Multispaghetti dress? But these… these look like regular turtleneck sweaters!” Sigh. At least…

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      Modelling is Hard: Apocalypse Now

      At first glance, we thought this was another gig for our old friend, the Bearded Model. Let us just quickly refresh your memory, in case you can’t be bothered clicking on the link there: Oh, hai, Bearded Model! We hope that face fur didn’t leave you with a rash! Closer…