Modelling Is Hard

It's been a while since our last edition of Modelling is Hard, but lest we forget that models work hard for a living, and...

Modelling is Hard. It's hard for everyone, of course: all of those poor models who work so hard, only to be told that they...
model makeover

Modelling is hard. We know this from the many years we've spent patrolling the world of fashion. No one knows what those poor models...
How to pose like a model

Want to amaze and impress your friends by posing exactly like a fashion model? Let The Fashion Police show you how! In part one...
Is the dress too short or is the model just too tall for it?

ASOS PETITE Exclusive Ruched Side Bodycon Dress, £18 We were all set to arrest this "dress" for secretly being a top, and for being so...
male model in dungarees

It's tempting to think the problem here lies mostly with styling (and, perhaps, with the lack of ironing): or maybe that should be the...
crime of fashion

This outfit is one of those things that just gets stranger, and more confusing, the longer you look at it. At first you think it's...
Bless turtleneck sweaters

"Gosh!" we thought, "It's not like our old friends at Bless to make an item of clothing that looks, well, ordinary. We're more used...
strange outerwear for men

They had to balance on scary cubes. And they had to do it while wearing some of the most uncomfortable looking outerwear we've seen...
Bearded model in tragic jumpsuit

At first glance, we thought this was another gig for our old friend, the Bearded Model. Let us just quickly refresh your memory, in...
Aqua high neck jumpsuit

She can't believe she spent all that time working on getting the perfect "model" figure, only to have to force it into a jumpsuit...
male model in extra long sweater

Still, at least his knees will be nice and warm, no? In his $980 kimono sweater. Click here to buy it.
fashion crime

This Acne model got her feet snatched while modelling this attractive and edgy pair of sheer pants. Such a shame. Such a tragedy. Such a...
scarf with attached sleeves

Well, at least this one looks happy, no? And no wonder: we know scarves with attached sleeves aren't anything particularly out of the ordinary,...
Model in ugly dress

(Image: ASOS) Modelling is Hard is an occasional Fashion Police feature in which we attempt to show you that modelling isn't the glamorous career it's sometimes presented as:...
Male models in ugly outfits

So, you thought female models had it tough, did you? All those sheer dresses, the boob windows, the harem pants. The struggle to keep...
Model wearing three Jeffrey Cambell handbags

These bags are from Jeffrey Campbell's Girls We Hated in High School line. Luckily we were wearing sunglasses when we looked at them (The Fashion...
Blue woven dress with sheer panels

Oh, hai, model, why so perplexed? Pondering the mysteries of the universe, perhaps? Trying to to solve a really complex mathematical problem inside your...
Female model with beard

She didn't sign up for this, you guys. Or this: When she left her small town in Kansas, she was headed for the big time. The...
Yellow sack dress with floral print

We know what you'll say to this. "But, Fashion Police!" you'll say. "You could belt it! And wear it with different shoes! Maybe a leather...

Poor guy. No wonder he's hiding his face, though: You'd hide your face too if you were being made to wear these: Adult diaper alert! And it...

This dress may just be the funniest thing we'll see all week. Especially paired with the creepers and black ankle socks. That poor girl. She...

Well, you wouldn't want to mess with THIS model, would you? Look at the expression on her face! She's almost daring us to laugh...

Modelling is hard. Seriously, you think it's all glamour and fancy parties, but the reality is that it doesn't even pay well enough for...

All we can say is, we hope these girls are being paid a LOT... ... and that the high street doesn't bother taking "inspiration" from...
Sonia by Sonia Rykiel dungarees at ASOS

This model is not happy.  Not only has she had to suffer the indignity of being forced into a pair of dungarees, but these...

Readers, it saddens us to report that things aren't getting any better for our favourite ASOS model. In fact, if these images are anything...

Before you ask, we're not talking issue with what this model is wearing, which is pretty inofensive: we're just concerned for her. The vacant...

Apparently there was no other way to style these skirts other than to have the models topless and clutching their boobs. Because THAT doesn't...

  Oh, the humanity. Whatever you're doing today, folks, we hope you'll take a moment a spare a thought for the poor model who had to...