Mischa Barton’s Adventures in Fashion: the maxi dress


"Haha, Fashion Police! You thought there was nothing I could do to get on your site twice in the space of a week, but here I am, looking like the 70s just spat me out! THIS is why they call me a 'fashionista'. Because I can make myself as beige and strangely long and droopy as it's possible to be, and I can still keep smiling through it. Hee! Also, I'm still wearing those Louis Vuitton sandal! Lookit!"


OK, Mischa, we get it: you win at fashion. That's awesome. We think we're going to have to confiscate those sandals, though…


  • April 24, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I like the dress.

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  • April 25, 2009


    The real crime here is that the lady next to her appears to be wearing a zebra-print jumpsuit that might have a harem-pant bottom to it (i can’t really tell from the picture).
    I would like Mischa’s dress more if it was shorter.

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  • April 25, 2009


    I think this dress is perfectly horrible. Shapeless, sack-like, and beige. Ugh, beige, what a pathetic excuse for a colour, especially when there is so very much of it. Also, she could really stand to comb her hair.

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  • April 25, 2009


    I hate maxidresses. And that one’s even worse because its all beige and horrible.

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  • April 26, 2009


    The cut is interesting and even the colour might be excusable if not for those little reflective silver rectangles all over it. It looks like airplane seat cover material.

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  • November 3, 2009


    This dress is really pretty. I like it because its long and long-sleeved. Dresses don’t always have to be revealing.

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