Mischa Barton models various items from The Fashion Police jail

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She's doing this deliberately, isn't she? Please tell us she's doing it deliberately, as some bizarre kind of What Not to Wear demonstration. Either that or Mischa Barton is issuing a desperate cry for help, as she taunts us mercilessly with the saggy harem pants, those Louis Vuitton shoes and … well, actually, we can find no fault with the shirt. Er, nice shirt, Mischa! Maybe if we only look at you from the waist up? Would that work?

Bigger picture under the jump, of Mischa Barton: poster girl for the Fashion Police Jail

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8 Comments

  • April 16, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I’ve suspected for a while that designers have been dreaming things up specifically to get arrested – this is just the same behaviour being adopted by “stylists”…

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  • April 16, 2009

    Janet C

    Actually, I do find plenty wrong with the shirt. The oversize, baggy fit makes her boobs look saggy; in fact, her boobs look like their nearly touching the high waist of the harem pants. The rolled-up sleeves make it look like she raided Grandpa’s closet. It’s incredibly unflattering, even on her trim figure.

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  • April 16, 2009

    Celeste

    It’s a bad day when those shoes are the best part of your outfit.

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  • April 17, 2009

    Melanie

    Is it one of those “I’m so uber cool/stylish I can wear an anti-fashion-statement type outfit, and still work it”? … I’ve only ever seen that work on the likes of Sienna Miller and Kate Moss.
    If so, what a backfire.

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  • April 17, 2009

    xony

    gosh, she even has TOO MUCH jewelry!

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  • April 17, 2009

    gokarm

    Why is she even relevant anymore? I don’t like that she somehow still has the money to waste on hellishly ugly and expensive clothes.

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  • April 17, 2009

    kevie

    Well, there is the thing of wearing something not because it makes you look good, but to flaunt the fact that you don’t look nearly as awful as a mortal woman would in the same get-up. Though this proves that a silly enough outfit can make even Mischa Barton look like an ordinary, badly-dressed person. Nice hairy feet, Mischa.

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  • August 30, 2010

    corsets

    Hi,
    She’s looking so sweet..

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