Wear or Die: Milan Fashion Week Edition

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The Fashion Week train rumbles on this week, stopping in Milan, where we spotted these two outfits at the D&G show and couldn’t resist forcing y’all to either wear one of them… or die! Mwaa-ha-ha!

Your choice this week is a straightforward one, gentle readers. You can either wear the dead carcass of one of the muppets (left), accessories with tartan tights and headscarf, or you can dress as a 70s reject (right), all paisley patterns and mustard yellow, and with someone’s old carpet on your legs. What’s it to be? Tell us in the comments…

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8 Comments

  • February 19, 2008

    Anne

    The one on the left but don’t make me wear the headscarf!

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  • February 19, 2008

    Sam

    It would have to be the one of the left – at least I’d be able to take it off once I got to wherever I was going! I HATE the headscarf, though!

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  • February 19, 2008

    Luve

    The dead muppet outfit!

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  • February 19, 2008

    Ma'at

    I’m sorry it I’d go 70s reject. That blue thing makes me shiver, I cannot help but think that the frames of grover and cookie monster are interred somewhere because of this blue monstrosity

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  • February 19, 2008

    sarah

    The one on the right. With a confession: at heart I am a 70s reject. I HEART PAISLEY! It isn’t that I think I would look good in it or anything, I just sort of lose my head when confronted with this kind of excess.
    Now you know, fashion police. Lock me up and through away the key.

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  • February 19, 2008

    Helen

    I’d go for the 70s reject look. That blue monstrosity on the left manages to make even the pencil-thin model look rather … big. I don’t want to know what it would do to my figure!

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  • February 19, 2008

    Laura V

    The one on the right.
    I actually have a scarf in almost those colors that I wear more often than not when the weather’s a bit chill.

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  • February 19, 2008

    Danielle

    I honestly love the boots on the left, and I love faux furr things, so I might be tempted to wear something like that to bed and just look like a giant blue breaded and friend shrimp.

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