Crimes of Fashion

Introducing the floral merkin: welcome to Australian Fashion Week!


Worse than shants, worse than shresses – worse, even, than Crocs and harem pants, The Fashion Police are putting out an APB tonight on this floral merkin, last spotted on the TV runway at Australian Fashion Week. That’s not to say we’re not glad the merkin is there, of course –  a completely sheer body suit would just be too much for us even if the model is wearing underwear (although, in this case it appears to be sheer underwear, too), but even so, anyone spotting this merkin should approach it with caution: it may be dangerous.

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