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Merkin

Worse than shants, worse than shresses – worse, even, than Crocs and harem pants, The Fashion Police are putting out an APB tonight on this floral merkin, last spotted on the TV runway at Australian Fashion Week. That’s not to say we’re not glad the merkin is there, of course –  a completely sheer body suit would just be too much for us even if the model is wearing underwear (although, in this case it appears to be sheer underwear, too), but even so, anyone spotting this merkin should approach it with caution: it may be dangerous.

9 Comments

  • May 2, 2008

    amelia

    why? I don’t understand it! It’s just so wrong.
    *but very funny*

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  • May 3, 2008

    Em

    That poor, poor model. Walking down the runway in a floral merkin and a bra that doesn’t fit properly. She must be so miserable.

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  • May 3, 2008

    Janet C

    The ugliness of the outfit, and the hilarity of the merkin, can’t alter the fact that this model is in dire need of a cheeseburger, or ANY food, for that matter. Models are so thin these days they look downright scary, and most definitely not attractive. Not to mention that nothing that fits a body shaped like hers would EVER fit a body shaped like mine.

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  • May 5, 2008

    danz

    Hilarious for us, embarrassment for her. Unless she actually likes the thing which I think is a slim possibility.

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  • May 5, 2008

    Diana

    That model looks soo sick!

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  • September 3, 2008

    Anna

    Of course the model looks sick. I’d probably be sick too if I had to wear THAT.

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  • September 26, 2008

    Erin

    Um, nothing is worse than Crocs, not even a floral merkin.

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  • January 26, 2009

    Nina

    oh geez, that awful, and the fact that this err…. “outfit” was made in Australia makes me feel like i should stress the point that even this is considered too far even in Australia, where i live.

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  • March 22, 2009

    kaylie

    first off im not sure that model is a girl just look at its face and second off im not sure what a merkin is but i dont like it and third off that shouldnt even be considered a bra and fourth the bra is SHEER TOO

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