Mary Carey shows big busted women how not to dress

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Big busted women can have a bit of problem working out how to dress to best flatter their figures, just as very small, or very tall women do.

This is not how to solve that problem. (And no, the fact that Mary Carey is a porn star doesn’t make it OK, either…) We mean, has everyone noticed Mary Carey’s boobs here? That’s good: that seems to be the reaction she was going for. And if you find yourself getting dressed of an evening and thinking to yourself, "Now, what’s the best way to make sure that, when people look at me, all they’ll see is my boobs?" chances are you’re heading for Fashion Criminal status.

Thank you, Mary Carey, for providing this warning.

5 Comments

  • April 2, 2008

    Miss Britt

    “And if you find yourself getting dressed of an evening and thinking to yourself, “Now, what’s the best way to make sure that, when people look at me, all they’ll see is my boobs?””
    Damn. I’m going to have to completely rethink my approach to fashion.

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  • April 2, 2008

    Diana

    vulgar

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  • April 2, 2008

    Danielle

    Have you seen Christina Aguilera lately? She looks exactly like that!

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  • April 3, 2008

    laura

    Oh my goodness – I misread “Mary Carey” as “Mariah Carey” there. I was thinking, ‘Gosh she really has lost her way’. It was only when I got to the bit about her being a porn star I did a double take! More coffee for me please…

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  • April 3, 2008

    Chica

    Eww, nasty

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