Martin Margiela wins prize for longest dropped crotch ever

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  We've got to hand it to him: we may not be exactly loving his work here, but that's got to be one of the longest crotches ever made, no? Look, he's managed to get it almost to the model's ankles! That's, er, quite the achievement. It's also pretty damn useless as far as we can tell, because when your crotch is at your ankles, either you have more problems than The Fashion Police can help you with, or you're just going to look like you're wearing a long skirt. Neither of those options make us want to cough up £292, but if you do, you can buy these at Yoox.com.

9 Comments

  • March 11, 2009

    Evelyn

    OH MY GAWD!!!

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  • March 11, 2009

    Madeline

    Now that’s just ridiculous. Gawd, when are they going to stop!

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  • March 11, 2009

    Susan

    Again:
    OH MY GAWD!

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  • March 11, 2009

    Madeline

    Sorry to post again, but i just had an epifany. I think the next big thing in fashion will be harem pants with a train… by that i mean that you will end up dragging your crotch on the ground! Since the crotch has just been getting lower and lower, that,my friends, seems to be the gloomy future. Hide while you can!

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  • March 11, 2009

    Celeste

    Winner of the longest dropped crotch, is a dubious distinction if I ever heard one.

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  • March 11, 2009

    chocoholic

    Maybe you could carry your groceries in it or something?

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  • March 12, 2009

    Evil Dolly

    Where can they go from here? Clearly, inflation is the answer! Inflated drop crotch harem pants you can waddle around in, like wearing a beach ball.

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  • March 12, 2009

    kevie

    For god’s sake, WHY?

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  • March 18, 2009

    Ricki

    Let’s get rid of this “trend” ASAP!
    Please people – Just stop bying them, your boyfriend REALLY don’t wanna see you in these (He wants you in jeans that are tight fitted on your booty) anyways and,
    your mama certainly don’t either (She doesn’t like the idea that her daughter looks like a homeless clown)
    – Who are you really hurting by not bying these? I see many more con’s than pro’s!!!
    Let’s stand united and REFUSE to fall victim to this ugly unflattering trend! Be brave, be your own, don’t fall for every fashion trend!
    Ricki

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