Marios Schwab takes holey clothes to new lengths: the ripped hem dress

marios-schwab-dressA sensible turtle-neck paired with a vaguely risqué skirt, which guarantees maximum exposure to the butt and thighs. Oh, and your shoulders. Mustn’t forget to show off those shoulders!

And here were we thinking we’d already seen the worst the ‘holey clothes’ movement could bring us!

Want to flash your thighs but keep your neck and arms well under-wraps? (Well, hell, at least it obeys the “boobs OR legs” rule!) This is £590 at Yoox.


  • December 4, 2009


    See this would be fine if the holes in the skirt weren’t there. I’m a big fan of showing off the shoulders (they’re my fave part of myself).

    Also: You guys get major points for upholding the ‘boobs OR legs!’ rule. Major. Points. I thought I was the only one who still thought that rule should apply.

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  • December 4, 2009


    well, on the bright side, there’s holes for each butt cheek when you sit down in this sizzling number =/
    .-= charles´s last blog ..The Ultimate Wishlist/Giftlist UNDER $40 =-.

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  • December 6, 2009


    I agree with Melanthios. I always balance things out a little by wearing one item that is a little revealing, and then covering up a little more with the others.

    Here’s a question: When would you wear this? You can’t wear it during summer (Turtleneck, long sleeves) but you can’t wear it in the winter (With the holes in the legs, you’d freeze)

    Not that you’d actually WANT to wear this…

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