Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend stages fake flashing, Fashion Police investigating

Do not adjust your monitors, that’s a real person. And, you know, it probably takes quite a lot to horrify Marilyn Manson, but if the expression on his face is anything to go by, his new girlfriend (If, indeed, that’s who this is underthe mask. Our money’s on it being someone completely unlikely. Like Simon Cowell, say. Or the Foot Snatcher.) has managed it.

Want to see why Manson looks so shocked? The image under the jump contains no actual nudity, but it’s possibly NSFW anyway. You’ll see what we mean.

Yikes.

And no, we weren’t lying about the “no actual nudity” thing: that’s actually FAKE:

We know. It’s hard to imagine anything more attention-seeking or desperate, is it? Dita never has to do stuff like this to get her picture taken, know what we mean?

Who is the mysterious masked fashion criminal? And how does she get anything done with those nails?

[Images: Fame Pictures]

11 Comments

  • August 29, 2011

    Michelle via Facebook

    stranger even than Nicki Minaj……I think….no wait…I’m not sure.

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  • August 29, 2011

    Emily

    Blorf

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  • August 29, 2011

    Lili @ Relatable Style

    Huh. There we were, thinking it could not get any worse. And yet…!

    Relatable Style

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  • August 29, 2011

    Mary

    Cue nightmares.

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  • August 30, 2011

    Lauren

    Am I the only one not completely convinced that this is a woman? I think this thing might actually fall into the “creature” category.

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  • August 30, 2011

    EricB

    This is awesome. She is upstaging him! LOL!

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  • August 30, 2011

    Jeepster

    That’s the worst thing I’ve seen in a really, really long time I think.

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  • August 31, 2011

    LeedsLass

    narcissiter, She is a transvestite trying to make a statement about how plastic and fake everyone in hollywood is. Doing a pretty good job of it….

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    • October 31, 2011

      Rock Hyrax

      Aha, I had a feeling it was something like that. I move to drop all charges! 😉

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  • September 2, 2011

    Clawdeer

    Just had lunch… now i feel ill

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  • April 18, 2012

    bbbbb

    foi a coisa mais fixe que eu ja vi

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