Maggie Rizer’s revealing dress at the ‘From Paris With Love’ premiere

Maggie Rizer from Paris with love

This is what we call a “Mullet Dress”. From the front, it’s an ordinary, and maybe even every-so-slightly boring piece of clothing. From the back, though:

Maggie Rizer nip slip

Yeah. May as well go topless, no? Or wear one of those horrible swimsuits we keep whining about: you know, the ones that just have tiny straps crossing over the nipples?

We don’t think the coverage at the front of this dress makes up for the amount of flesh it’s exposing from the side: quite apart from anything else, even with copious amounts of tit-tape, we’d still find ourselves looking down to check the girls every few seconds, and that wouldn’t make for a fun or comfortable evening. In fact, we’d rather stick to this:

MAggie Rizer

Now that looks much more comfortable!

8 Comments

  • January 29, 2010

    Moni

    Couldn’t she find a dress in the right size or somebody to shorten the neckholder?
    Who is her stylist anyway? The dress is boring and cheap-looking, she has no make-up, no jewelry, and her hair is a mess! What made her think that this is a perfect styling for a movie premiere?

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    • January 29, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      Perhaps you’ve hit upon the truth: she had no idea she had to go to this film premiere thing; a friend lent her a dress that almost fit but she had no time for hair, jewellery, etc.

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      • January 30, 2010

        Brie

        I have to agree with this statement. It is the only explanation I can think of beyond “She just didn’t care.”
        .-= Brie´s last blog ..Tomorrow is my birthday… =-.

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  • January 29, 2010

    Kate

    Ah, the wonders of tit tape. They save this outfit from an indecent exposure issue…buuuut the outfit itself is fug regardless of the flashing being avoided.

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  • January 29, 2010

    Jess

    The nicest thing I can say right now is that the colour is AWFUL on her.

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  • January 29, 2010

    AJ

    Even if it wasn’t a fashion crime, it does NOT look good on her. The view from the side only makes it worse.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Dee

    In fact she didn’t mean to draw any attention to the dress, her goal was to show the nice clutch… 😉
    .-= Dee´s last blog ..Mine mine mine! =-.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Ash

    Did she think the side boobage was a reason enough to not wear at least a pair of earrings? “Who’s going to be looking at my face tonight? No one with this dress!”

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