We’re not sure whether we should be arresting these shoes or buying them in bulk for our officers’ uniforms. Sure, they look alarming, but we somehow don’t think fashion criminals would give us much trouble if we were wearing these, hmm? They look pretty lethal to us. (Good luck getting them through airport security, too, by the way!)
They’re from Louise Goldin’s Spring/Summer collection for Topshop, and they’re not yet available to buy, but look out for them soon. No, we mean that literally, as in “LOOK OUT! You’re standing next to someone with spikes on their feet!” Still, at least no one will ever tread on your toes in them… or not more than once, anyway!