Louise Goldin’s super-spiky shoes for Topshop: ouch!

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We’re not sure whether we should be arresting these shoes or buying them in bulk for our officers’ uniforms. Sure, they look alarming, but we somehow don’t think fashion criminals would give us much trouble if we were wearing these, hmm? They look pretty lethal to us. (Good luck getting them through airport security, too, by the way!)

They’re from Louise Goldin’s Spring/Summer collection for Topshop, and they’re not yet available to buy, but look out for them soon. No, we mean that literally, as in “LOOK OUT! You’re standing next to someone with spikes on their feet!” Still, at least no one will ever tread on your toes in them… or not more than once, anyway!

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21 Comments

  • November 25, 2009

    EricB

    These shoes could wreak havoc in dancing school.

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  • November 25, 2009

    Annija

    i LOVE the silver ones!

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  • November 25, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    If those spikes were on vicious-looking black boots I’d have definitely worn them when I was younger.

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  • November 25, 2009

    yvonne

    i adore shoes but they look very dangerous!!!! ouch!!! :O)

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  • November 25, 2009

    Eva

    I lOVE the silver ones!
    .-= Eva´s last blog ..Finally =-.

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  • November 25, 2009

    naomi

    i kinda like the silver ones…in an unwelcome pick up situation you could always threaten a good swift kick in the you know whats…assuming it is a guy trying to hit on you ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • November 26, 2009

    Kelly

    I have to say, I love both of them. But the silver one is my favourite!
    .-= Kelly´s last blog ..Ski utenfor Rio…yeah, you betcha! =-.

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  • November 26, 2009

    Yo

    hmm like both of them, not love. would probably wear both. id be curious to see the silver ones in all black too hmmm….

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  • November 26, 2009

    deka

    would be scary to fall down ๐Ÿ˜›
    .-= deka´s last blog ..tacky burberry =-.

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  • November 26, 2009

    ila naidu

    i love the silver….and the black aswell….what the heyyy….i want them both:):)

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  • November 26, 2009

    Becky

    Its like wearing a weapon! i’d feel a whole lot safer walking in the city at night!

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  • November 26, 2009

    Katie

    I love them, and I would wear them, frequently. I don’t think anyone would mess with me if I had these on.

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  • November 26, 2009

    Melanthios

    Why can I see Eddie Izzard wearing these?

    If I wore pumps, I would totes wear these. Do the white ones with the spiky toe come in red?

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  • November 27, 2009

    k

    Too trendy..I hate this latest studs/sequins/spikes-rockstar trend. Reminds of the similar rockstar-punk look that was in fashion for a minute back in 2003..

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  • November 28, 2009

    AJ

    I always said that you could use stilettos as lethal weapons. I didn’t mean it literally, though.

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  • November 28, 2009

    Romanticide

    I think they are awesome!!! I could get a pair and with some other dubious fashion choices I could even pretend that I am a supervillan!!! XD
    .-= Romanticide´s last blog ..Lo รบltimo en pura prosa que leรญ (por gusto) fue: =-.

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  • November 30, 2009

    Diandra

    I Think they’re pretty, if kind of strange!
    They remind me of the dragons in the “Harry Potter” movies ha ha

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  • December 1, 2009

    Scunge

    These are total PERV shoes and my guy wants me to get at least ONE pair! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 20, 2010

    CJ

    I read somewhere that they’ll hit stores on my birthday — oh yes, I think they will do just fine as a birthday present to myself.

    They will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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  • July 11, 2010

    Ell

    I think they look killer ๐Ÿ™‚

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