Louis Vuitton’s Monogram Jokes Bags: Not funny

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"My wife is always asking for money.
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that…
‘That’s crazy,’ my friend said. ‘What does she do with it?’
‘I don’t know,’ I said. ‘I never gave her any.’"

Have your sides split, yet? Are you rolling on the floor with laughter? No? OK, how about this one:

"My wife went to the beauty shop and got a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful. Then the mud fell off."

No? Still not laughing? What, don’t you like corny, sexist jokes? What about if they’re dressed up as social satire, and the joke is that the jokes aren’t funny? Still don’t want it on your arm? Well, hell, we don’t blame you. These bags are part of the new ‘Jokes’ line from Louis Vuitton, and, just to clarify, these were made after Marc Jacobs got out of rehab. So there really is no excuse as far as we can see, because even if we liked the text and the idea, we still wouldn’t pay Louis Vuitton prices for that cheap-looking print.

The jokes aren’t funny, but the bags certainly are…We think the joke may be on you, Louis Vuitton.

5 Comments

  • March 6, 2008

    Polly

    I LOVE these! I’ll give you a second to pick yourself up off the floor and I’ll tell you for why………. ok, well, you know how fake bags from Turkey sometimes have labels like Luis Vuitton and Channel? Well, how funny are the typos gonna be if they have to do whole jokes?

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  • March 7, 2008

    Robin Claire

    I hate these bags! Although I agree, the knockoffs will probably be hilarious..

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  • March 28, 2008

    Kitty

    the knock off’s are hilarious lol. mispelt all over. i dont know how anyone could buy the knock offs

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  • September 3, 2008

    Anna

    I think they probably made these just so that they could laugh at the knockoffs. At least, I hope that’s why.

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  • September 4, 2009

    Diandra

    I think the bags themselves are gorgeous! The jokes are stupid but I actually have a soft spot for corny jokes like that.

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