We thought that yesterday’s Boutique skirt crime was an isolated incident, the work of a solitary madman, but we’re sorry to report that we were wrong about that.
Readers, there are more of them. They’re out there. They seem to be labouring under the illusion that you can make a very short skirt seem more respectable by adding a sheer panel to the bottom of it: they’re wrong.
This particular offender is by Karl Lagerfeld, and costs £365. We’re hoping this isn’t the start of a new trend: be vigilant, readers!