It’s a little-known fact, but our Chief of Police has a severe phobia of crustaceans. That means she can hardly bear to look at this photo of Lady Gaga, heading out to dinner at Mr Chow in London, wearing a giant “lobster” on her head. And she’d never be able to eat out with Gaga, either – or certainly not if she continued to insist on wearing the food as well as eating it.
So bad is this phobia, that it almost completely distracted the Chief from the fact that Gaga’s dress is see-through. Maybe that’s the whole point?