Lady Gaga wears a lobster on her head to dinner at Mr Chow

Lady Gaga in a lobster hat

It’s a little-known fact, but our Chief of Police has a severe phobia of crustaceans. That means she can hardly bear to look at this photo of Lady Gaga, heading out to dinner at Mr Chow in London, wearing a giant “lobster” on her head. And she’d never be able to eat out with Gaga, either – or certainly not if she continued to insist on wearing the food as well as eating it.

So bad is this phobia, that it almost completely distracted the Chief from the fact that Gaga’s dress is see-through. Maybe that’s the whole point?

13 Comments

  • March 1, 2010

    michelle

    what dress ? that’s not a dress, just an ugly layer of plastic !
    hideous from head to toe !

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  • March 1, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    She must be working as a nurse in Dr Zoidberg’s surgery.

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    • March 10, 2010

      Nina

      LOL!!
      .-= Nina´s last blog ..For the meantime =-.

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  • March 1, 2010

    Lucia

    Not only is the dress see-through… It is made out of plastic and has an awful cut if you ask me.
    and what is that yellow thing on her hand supposed to be?
    and who the hell would ever wear a lobster on her head???????????
    that is just ridiculous!

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  • March 1, 2010

    Sarah

    But yet we’re still talking about her 🙂

    I think she does this on purpose. I think she’s pretty awesome, and she gets attention from dressing so…differently.

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    • March 1, 2010

      Amee

      I guess you have to give her kudos for wearing whatever she pleases, but not whining about “attention” and “privacy” while clearly begging for publicity. I admire her for that, and taking jokes about being a man in stride.
      If I pretend she’s just very art noveau, she’s not so bad.

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  • March 3, 2010

    Rebecca

    Well that’s definitely the most attractive lobster accessory I’ve ever seen. But then again I don’t remember having seen THAT many.

    Anyway, I maintain that I’ve come to prefer her recent wackiness to previous wackinesses.

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  • March 3, 2010

    Nyka

    Fantastic. That silver lobster hat certainly takes focus off her solar flare yellow hair. Does the shrunken skeletal hand count as her date? And a pantsuit made out of parchment paper …hmm at least she can wrap up any leftovers. The nipple tape is obviously just there to class it up a bit. LOL! Oh that GAGA! …but she’s great.

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  • March 6, 2010

    Rosie

    Oh wow.. I admire her confidence and ability to wear whatever she wants without caring about other people’s opinions but this is taking it a bit far..! The lobster headpiece looks like she’s trying to find a radio signal.
    (Hey, does anyone else wonder how Lady Gaga can walk into Airports without being tackled by 50-odd security guards and / or set off metal detectors??)

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  • March 8, 2010

    Miranda

    i just worry about her vision. she can dress however she pleases but a lot of these headpieces obstruct her line of sight and she usually has 6 in heels on. don’t fall gaga!

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    • March 10, 2010

      Moni

      Actually my first thought was: “Good luck reading the menu and getting food on your fork with that in front of your eyes!” Not the most practical accessory for a dinner.

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  • October 11, 2010

    Mary

    Lady Gaga is so confusing. SO CONFUSING.

    But that’s why we love her, isn’t it?

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  • January 9, 2012

    Ay

    how did she get in and out of the car with that giant lobster sitting on her head

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