Lady Gaga Goes Naked in Paris!
OK, she didn’t really. She’s actually wearing a flesh coloured bodysuit (Maison Martin Margiela) and nude pumps (Christian Louboutin) under a suit jacket, but from a distance it definitely LOOKS like she’s walking around naked, and that would appear to be the whole point of this outfit. (She also looks a bit like a nude Barbie in it, thanks to the featureless flesh-tone, but that’s another matter altogether…) After all, “Lady Gaga Wears Clothes” doesn’t make nearly as many headlines as “Lady Gaga Goes Naked”, does it?
Lady Gaga, that’s it: we’re taking you in.
You’ve had your fun, and so far we’ve chosen to turn a blind eye to it, but this time you’ve gone too far. When we first laid eyes on the evidence above, we thought you were actually naked underneath that jacket, and while yes, we know that’s exactly what you wanted us to think, there’s no excuse for this kind of behaviour, young lady. Flesh coloured leotards do not an “outfit” make.
Lady Gaga, you have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to put on some clothes. Please.
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