KTZ drop crotch skull trousers: scary

Drop-crotch-skull

As we all know, clothes are often designed to draw attention to particular parts of the body: breasts, waists, legs, you name it. But what about the crotches of the world? Crotches need attention too, you know: when, oh when, will someone design an item of clothing that draws all eyes to the crotch? (Other than that creepy prom dress, obviously.)

Oh. Right. Looks like someone did. These KTZ drop crotch pants would've been under arrest in any case, but we reckon the "Look at my crotch!" nature of the design earns them an extra year's hard labour, at least. No offence to any skeletons who may be reading this.

If you disagree, they're $200, and you can buy them here.

10 Comments

  • April 6, 2009

    gokarm

    LOL. “Say ‘ello to mah little friend!”

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  • April 6, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Lol at Gokarm! That’s going to be all I can think of now every time I see this photo!

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  • April 6, 2009

    qwerty

    I think emo kids will love it

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    • March 19, 2012

      yourass

      im emo and i don’t love it

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  • April 6, 2009

    xony

    What have we come to?!

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  • April 6, 2009

    Anna

    Uh, I don’t think even emo kids are going to love this. I sincerily hope no one is going to love this. Because it is just not okay at all.
    But obviously, horrible pants like these continue to be created. So obviously someone is loving them, which is a very scary thought.

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  • April 6, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    It’s as if she’s giving birth to it!

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  • April 7, 2009

    chocoholic

    Perhaps its a warning that whats inside the pants is poisonous

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  • April 7, 2009

    nj

    heehee 🙂
    the wearer would essentially have to stand with their legs as wide apart as possible all day to even see “skeletor crotch” there…picture walking that way…sitting on the bus and taking the whole 3-man bench for yourself…dancing…cooking dinner…i could go on
    my point is if you stand normally it will merely look like you spilled random white blobs down your poor already ugly harem pants…and that is wrong but oh so hilarious

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  • April 9, 2009

    Kelley

    Besides looking emaciated, the model’s expression says it all: “I can’t believe you’re making me wear this.”

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