Frankenshoes: Kron by Kronkron multicoloured pumps

clown shoes

Aaarrgh! Clown shoes! Clown shoes! Someone save us from the clown shoes! The £330 clown shoes!

(That “someone” won’t be us, by the way. We can fight crimes of fashion, but The Fashion Police are powerless against clowns…)

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8 Comments

  • March 22, 2012

    Merges

    What’s truly sad is that someone will buy them, and love them, but not me!

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  • March 22, 2012

    lizvocal

    Think of all the ugly colored shoes you could throw out if you owned these! These pretty much cover the ugly color spectrum.

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  • March 22, 2012

    Heidi

    Ahhggfft! Get the eye bleach!!!

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  • March 22, 2012

    Pink Princess

    Oh, my God! Seriously now, do they really exist or you just made them up?

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  • March 22, 2012

    Phil

    somebody’s trippin on something and it aint legal

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  • March 23, 2012

    Darius

    Wow, quite possibly the most amazingly awful shoes I’ve ever seen. Thanks for sharing that monstrosity.

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  • April 5, 2012

    Eric

    Perhaps police need an actual division of fashion police – we already know that police and clowns have a great history of animosity: http://daisybrain.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/police-vs-clowns/

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  • October 28, 2012

    Nala

    I agree with the fashion police on this one. These are clown shoes. Very very expensive clown shoes. You can use them for halloween. (if you were rich and wanted to dress up like a clown)

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