Kristin Cavallari and Erin O’Connor latest victims of “feet snatcher”. Fashion Police investigating.

Missing_feet

Two more celebrities have fallen victim to the fashion criminal known only as ‘The Foot Snatcher’. So far, Janet Jackson, Kim Kardashian and Katie Holmes have all had feet snatched by the dastardly villain, and this week our anonymous snatcher can add two more names to his list – those of Kristin Cavallari and Erin O’Connor, both of whom were spotted by Fashion Police officers out and about without feet.

What’s especially tragic about these latest cases is that the celebrities in question were wearing fairly cute outfits before the snatching took place. Now their trousers legs are going to get filthy trailing along the ground. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

(Thanks to Sophie for reporting the Kristin picture!)

3 Comments

  • May 3, 2008

    Ma'at

    Nuh Uh I see shoe on the cute pic with the red top. it’s just that the shoe is black lol and the pants are still tooooo long but I fancy this look at times do I get fined?

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  • May 3, 2008

    K

    Haha! I have just started reading your site and I gotta tell you, this post had me laughing out loud. Very clever humour – love it!

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  • May 5, 2008

    Diana

    I think Erin looks REALLY cute but she definitely messed it up with the long trousers.

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Kristin Cavallari: How we suffer in the name of fashion…

Kristin_cavallari

Hi, Kristin Cavallari! You’re not particularly well known here in the UK, so we had to Google you to find out who the hell you are, but let us just say that you are really pretty. And we love your dress! It’s all floaty and feminine, and you look confident and comfortable in it, which is the main thing, right? It suits you.

We were just wondering, though, how the old feet are holdin’ up this morning? You know, after that whole, "almost severing your toes in painful shoes" thing last night. Again, pretty shoes, but HOW DID YOU WALK IN THEM, Kristin? Were you carried home? Well, it was very brave of you to give it a shot, anyway, but next time we’d suggest something that won’t make people wince every time they glance at your feet. Hope they feel better soon.

love,
The Fashion Police

8 Comments

  • April 4, 2008

    Veronika

    Yeeeaaah very “ouch” indeed. Just wondering: do you supposed she could have used a size bigger or are they just very strangely sized and styled shoes? Huh.

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  • April 4, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    Veronika, I think shoes that are pointy AND strappy like this are just always going to be a bit of a pain to wear, because your toes just end up hanging out the sides, even if you have the right size. They’re pretty, but so, so impractical!

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  • April 4, 2008

    Danielle

    Eek.. I never even look at shoes that look like they’d do something like that to me!

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  • April 4, 2008

    Adiel

    I’m from the USA, so I love to know that you over there in the UK don’t have to be bombarded with Kristin Cavallari and her fellow Laguna Beach alumni.
    Great write up!

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  • April 4, 2008

    Natasa

    i don’t see the point of wearing those shoes! her scrambled toes don’t look in the least attractive, so they mess up the whole concept. shoes are supposed to make your feet look elegant and pretty. this is like wearing a beutiful dress that doesn’t suit you at all – no point!

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  • April 4, 2008

    Diana

    agree, they look kinda awful to me, I mean, the shoes are ok but I really hate when your fingers pop out like that

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  • April 5, 2008

    Jaz

    Kristin is always wearing those damn shoes. They look like torture and she needs to retire them ASAP.

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  • April 5, 2008

    B

    she’s from Laguna Beach right?
    they show the tv series on MTV.
    not a big fan of the shoes…

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