Kimberlily ‘Backtacular’ ass shield for low-rise jeans

Sorry for lowering the tone around here today, folks, but you see, we’re actually trying to raise the tone, by showing you Kimberlily’s ‘Backtacular’ butt-crack shield – sorry ”¬†gluteal cleft patch”.

What you’re looking at here is a sticky patch designed to adhere to your rear, thus preventing your low-rise pants from getting you in trouble with The Fashion Police – or even with the real police, if you live in a State that takes a dim view of low-slung butts. So, basically it’s a product designed to prevent crimes of fashion, but is it a crime of fashion in itself, or is it simply the lesser of two evils?

We’ll leave it up to you to decide that one. If you’d like more information, or to purchase a Backtacular of your very own, visit the Kimberlily website here. Or, you know, just try to buy pants that fit properly in future: problem solved!

13 Comments

  • June 7, 2010

    Moni

    My first thought was “Hey girls, the labels of your jeans are showing.”

    I think this patch is beyond the point. The ones who could and should use it either don’t care anyway (or they would have taken precautions by themselves) or specifically want to show their butt-cracks. And all the others don’t need it.
    Besides: It’s summer, it’s getting hot out there. Do these stay on when you start sweating? Doesn’t that get itchy?

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  • June 7, 2010

    ginny potter

    you know,i was gonna say something but moni said it all really…

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  • June 7, 2010

    annet

    they also sell ‘decorative bra straps for strapless bras that won’t stay up’

    umm…

    i seriously don’t see the point in attaching straps to a strapless bra.
    .-= annet´s last blog ..the jonsi book =-.

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  • June 7, 2010

    Anita

    Oh God! It’s just wrong!

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  • June 7, 2010

    Trix

    “Young lady, you get back into the house this instant and put your crack patch on!” I can just imagine my mother….lol!

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  • June 7, 2010

    Lindsay

    The fact that they even had to THINK about this says a lot about the place, doesn’t it?
    .-= Lindsay´s last blog ..New Blog! =-.

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  • June 8, 2010

    Hoshi

    I think it’d draw more attention to your butt than the problem it’s trying to solve would…

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  • June 8, 2010

    Lucia

    worst idea ever…
    Who the well would glue a sticker to their ass?
    just buy pants that fit or deal with the fact that everybody cann see your buttcrack

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    • June 16, 2010

      maddie

      Or maybe wear a longer shirt.

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  • June 8, 2010

    tallilah

    HAHHAHAHAHH that made me lol

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  • June 9, 2010

    k

    looks like something that a 14 year old girl would wear, thinking that she’s being cute and sassy..

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  • June 9, 2010

    Nyka

    Could these not be better if they were in nude shades? Not Good! I didn’t say Good, I said better.

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  • June 12, 2010

    Lilli

    1. Don’t wear low rise pants or
    2. Wear long shirts with low rise pants.
    Problem solved.

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