Sorry for lowering the tone around here today, folks, but you see, we’re actually trying to raise the tone, by showing you Kimberlily’s ‘Backtacular’ butt-crack shield – sorry ” gluteal cleft patch”.
What you’re looking at here is a sticky patch designed to adhere to your rear, thus preventing your low-rise pants from getting you in trouble with The Fashion Police – or even with the real police, if you live in a State that takes a dim view of low-slung butts. So, basically it’s a product designed to prevent crimes of fashion, but is it a crime of fashion in itself, or is it simply the lesser of two evils?
We’ll leave it up to you to decide that one. If you’d like more information, or to purchase a Backtacular of your very own, visit the Kimberlily website here. Or, you know, just try to buy pants that fit properly in future: problem solved!