Kelis at the First Annual Data Awards: Fashion Criminal Extraordinaire

Kelis attending The First Annual Data AwardsThere. Are. No. Words.

Oh no, wait, there are: and the first one of them has to be WHY? What the hell happened here? Was this some kind of Avatar-themed fancy dress party? Because we could’ve sworn it was the First Annual Data Awards? Has Kelis just seen our recent pictures of Amber Rose and thought, “Hell, I can do WAY better than that! No one puts Kelis in the corner, bitch!”

Also: is everyone who wears those Alexander McQueen shoes going to try to compete with Gaga? Does Alexander McQueen know what he’s unleashed here? (Answer: probably.)

Readers, we’re confused, and we’re also a little frightened. And we think we can see camel toe. Thank God it’s Friday, eh? Let’s skip the eyeball bleach this time and proceed straight to hard liquor…

[Thanks to Yulia for the report!]

33 Comments

  • January 29, 2010

    charles

    she looks like some sort of creepy camel-toed mermaid/dinosaur hybrid! the horror 🙁
    .-= charles´s last blog ..…Because I Love Some Weekly Inspiration =-.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Nikki G

    I want to claw my own eyes out.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Kaspian

    I am rarely lost for words, but this baffled even me into silence for a few seconds! I simply cannot believe Kelis – a rather attractive woman I find – looked in the mirror and thought “Damn, I look good in this!”. Where to start with this creation?! The shoes only the Gaga can somehow pull off? the camel toe? That seemingly endless hairy rat’s tail? Or after all that horrible martial face painting she calls make-up? Indeed, why is a word that jumps to mind to almost any of those points!

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  • January 30, 2010

    Michelle

    This actually had the potential to be quite a nice outfit (with a bit of tweaking ;P). Colours are nice, go for a less crazy choice of shoes, make that catsuit into a dress, simpler hair and she’d be good to go. I love that jacket I must say, very pretty.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Perhaps she’s doing a cosplay tribute to My Little Pony.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Martine

    Wow…speachless

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  • January 30, 2010

    Hannah ♪♫♪

    can i have some eye bleach, please????

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  • January 30, 2010

    Miranda

    Oh my god… I thought the Alexander McQueen shoes were fine for the run way but no in real life!!! she looks like an idiot. being a celebrity entitles you to some extravagance but this is over kill.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Alison

    I get the feeling she’s trying to do the whole edgy Lady Gaga thing because her music career isn’t going very well. It’s a way to get attention.

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  • January 30, 2010

    Serinde

    Yikes! Yikes, yikes, yikes!

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  • January 30, 2010

    Ash

    This sends shivers down my spin. I’m going to need a shot just to get to sleep tonight.

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  • January 30, 2010

    EvilDolly

    Teehee… teeheehee… heeeheeheeheehee!

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  • January 30, 2010

    Karen

    Where do you even buy something like that?

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  • January 30, 2010

    JC

    This is possibly one of the first posts to make me feel physically nauseous :/

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  • January 30, 2010

    lizvocal

    Once again, the line between high fashion and science fiction blurs…. I have worn this outfit, minus the hooves, horn and tail, but not out in public! What happens at cons stays at cons… apparently until high fashion steals it.

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  • January 30, 2010

    tania

    I love Rock Hyrack’s hypothesis! 😀
    At least this look have some positive aspect: your hilarious comments.. happy Friday to everone!

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  • January 30, 2010

    Brie

    Love the shoes but they should stay on the runway….she looks like a cosplayer. Not a good look.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Tomorrow is my birthday… =-.

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  • January 31, 2010

    Lina

    ………….*crash* ……that is the sound of my computer (and brain) made when when I pulled up FashionPolice today.

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  • January 31, 2010

    Robyn

    Okay, so the outfit/shoes/hair are pretty terrifying in of themselves (WTF is up with those spikes on her head? Reminds me of the statue of liberty), but did anyone notice the truly awful thing? The CHAIN NOSE RING that goes to her EARS??? I’m especially freaked out by the elongated false eyelashes on her bottom lid, it looks like her eyes are growing a blonde beard. The outfit even makes her look a bit heavier too (so it isn’t even slimming!). The jacket could be redeemed if the three feet of extra fabric in the back was shortened/chopped off. I have no idea how this could ever have been seen as a good idea.

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  • January 31, 2010

    Robyn

    Also, the cutout that exists in that ugly pink spandex catsuit (words that should never go together) only to show cleavage reminds me of Powergirl’s anti-emblem. Maybe she really is cosplaying?

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  • January 31, 2010

    Tesia G

    Fashione wannabe,such a shame.

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  • February 1, 2010

    Joey Sauer

    Talk about a wannabe Lady Gaga, but not really cause at leasts her outfits aren’t DISGUSTING. Gaga’s outfits are always edgy, this is just ugly and sad. Those shoes are ONLY good for the Bad Romance video clip. The hair & the cat suit is horrific also. Thumbs down Kelis! Go and release some new music! (It’s been a while…)
    .-= Joey Sauer´s last blog ..Layout Change =-.

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  • February 1, 2010

    naomi

    her milkshake no longer brings all the boys to the yard…and they’re not like it’s better than yours…i don’t want her to teach me…and i should charge her…for making me look at it

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  • February 1, 2010

    Nyka

    My Head! My Eyes! Oh My Heart!
    Dear sweet lords of fashion! Oh no no no no.

    There’s a line from the movie, The Women, it claims there’s a difference between an outfit and a getup. This is the latter.

    Death Row! No trial, No chance for appeal.

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  • February 1, 2010

    EricB

    This is my 3rd attempt at posting a comment on this one since the others didn’t make it …

    It’s fascinating to see that 60s futurism can still shock people even today because that look Kelis sports here is just an updated version of 60s futurism, complete with a lot of the additional gadgets the fashion world has had to offer since then to those willing to try: piercings, latex, quasi ballet boots and grey hair.

    With this dress, Kelis has out-gaga-ed the Lady herself. Lady Gaga has made a career out of dressing like that. Kelis has now proven she can top it. Here’s hoping that she’s not trying to make a career out of that as well, but sticks to her original craft.

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  • February 3, 2010

    maddiefashonista

    ah! the horror. really its terrible. thats really all i can say about it. shame on u.

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  • February 3, 2010

    Vesi

    My heart just skipped a beat

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  • February 15, 2010

    Jasmine

    Christ. My heart skipped 4 beats.

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  • March 6, 2010

    Kini

    I better APOLOGIZE to my eyes, like…right now!

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  • June 18, 2010

    Mander

    Somehow, she reminds me of a sea monkey here.

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  • June 18, 2010

    Mike

    I don’t like that!

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    • July 18, 2010

      shine shahzad

      she as a lovely voice, beautiful, voice. but she needs to really work on dressing first normal and then fashionable.

      how do u walk in those Alexander McQueen shoes???? i have no idea.

      seriously lady we love u and ur personality please dont hurt ur image further…

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