What Not to Wear Award: Katie Price/Jordan

Spl57157_0121We know that’s one of Timmy Woods’ Eiffel Towel bags, as seen on Carrie in the Sex and the City Movie, but from the way Katie Price is clutching it like an Oscar here, on her way out of London’s Movida club, it may as well be the Award for Bad Taste, earned for the act of wearing frilly knickers out in public, no?

(And yes, we realise we’re shooting fish in a barrel here, but hey, the lady seeks the attention: who are we to deny it her?)

7 Comments

  • October 23, 2008

    Alex D

    I don’t know how she does it but it seems like she manages to surpass herself in the crap outfits stakes every time. SJP made this bag look classy, now it seems trashy.

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  • October 23, 2008

    Amanda Nicole

    After closer inspection of the frilly knickers, I noticed that she’s wearing a BODYSUIT under them, and over her bra. That’s her outfit. Bra, bodysuit, lacy underpants. Oh, and fishnets. Good times.

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  • October 23, 2008

    peachfish

    I though she had a recution? Am I totally confused about my hypermammaried celebetries or what? Unless she is dancing in a burlesque in that outfit, there’s really no excuse for it.

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  • October 23, 2008

    peachfish

    Er, recution = reduction

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  • October 23, 2008

    Si

    As usual she looks like a hooker, and ruined the funky bag from SATC. Peachfish is right; didn’t she have a reduction? If this is after the op, they must have been visible from space before…

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  • October 24, 2008

    Anna

    wow, can we spell FAKE BOOBS?

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  • November 3, 2008

    Emma

    You can wear ”frilly knickers” in public.. Amanda Palmer does it perfectly.. But i Jordan, really spoil all rules of clothes etiquette.. Its like one of those avril lavigne tomboys in a skirt! Even though Jordan is supposed to know how to dress!

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