Jellyfish skirt. Words fail us.

Jellyfishskirt

Here’s a handy style tip for you, courtesy of The Fashion Police: if it’s not instantly obvious what an item of clothing actually is, it’s probably a crime of fashion.

When we first laid eyes on this skirt, for instance, we believed it to be a jellyfish, or, at the very least, some kind of artistic rendering of one of those creepy, many tentacled creatures that live in the deep.  The fact that it’s designed to be worn by goths does nothing to convince us that it won’t suddenly wrap those tentacles around us and squeeze us to death, either.

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2 Comments

  • February 18, 2008

    Eva

    OMG,it’s the flying spaghetti monster!

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  • November 4, 2012

    Nala

    One word: Streamers. Streamers have gotten stuck on this skirt. That is the only explanation.

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