Jeans

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      The Worst Denim of 2013

      Good morning Fashion Police officers! With the Christmas holiday fast approaching, we expect those of you with some time-off booked for this week will be feeling pretty de-mob happy by now: we know we are! Rather than get to work hunting down brand new crimes of fashion, then, we figured…

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      Jailed Jeans: some recent denim arrests

      For many of us, jeans are a wardrobe staple: the kind of item that forms the basis of tons of great outfits, and which requires very little thought to style. For others, however, jeans are a one-way ticket straight to Fashion Police jail: here are some denim disasters which caught…

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      Crime of Fashion? ASOS busted knee jeans

      ASOS busted knee jeans, £32 When we asked you for your thoughts on boyfriend jeans earlier this week, a couple of you commented that while you don’t mind the style of them, you’re not so keen on deliberately distressed denim. We’d have to concur with that: while we don’t mind…

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      Style Trial | Boyfriend jeans

      While the skinny still reigns supreme in the world of denim, this year skintight styles have found themselves a rival in the saggy, baggy shape of boyfriend jeans: Boyfriend jeans available at Shopbop Boyfriend jeans, of course, aren’t a new thing, so we very much doubt you’ll need us to…

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      Mom jeans go two-tone at Topshop

      Well, looks like Topshop are still trying to make “mom” jeans happen: [Get them here] (Disclaimer: last time we talked about “mom” jeans, some ACTUAL moms got offended and thought we were trying to imply they didn’t know how to dress themselves. There was a lot of “I’m a mom,…

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      DYDDD: Do You Do Double Denim?

      Officers, it’s time to re-open the double denim debate: Both outfits: ZARA In the past, we’ve always dismissed double denim as an automatic crime of fashion. After a couple of failed attempts at becoming “trendy”, however, this year the Texas Tuxedo (or Canadian Tuxedo, depending where you come from) has…

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      Trend Trial: Dungarees

      DUNGAREES: the word alone is enough to strike fear into a Fashion Police’ officer’s beating heart. We’ve made no secret of our dislike of the bib overall – or “dungas” as Vogue likes to call them. To us, they’re a really easy way to look like an overgrown toddler, or…

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      Ombre jeans at ASOS: Crime of Fashion?

      Late last week, The Fashion Police spotted these ombre jeans over at ASOS. We’re pretty sure they’re a crime of fashion, but what do YOU think? Let’s take a look at the evidence, shall we? Ombre jeans: a crime of fashion? The ombre trend has been around for a while…

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      Gimme 5: Polka dot print jeans

      Five pairs of polka dot print jeans, coming up… Polka dot print jeans have been around for a couple of seasons now (and, of course, polka dots are a print that never really die…) but while last year’s look was all bold, black and white dots, this year the trend…

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      Topshop try to make mom jeans happen

      “Wow!” we thought when this item first crossed our fashion radar, “Those look like MOM JEANS! It must just be the angle of the photo, though, for surely the pinnacle of modern fashion that is Topshop would not be trying to foist MOM JEANS upon its unsuspecting shoppers?” Buy they…

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      Cheap Monday tries to bring back 90s jeans

      Cheap Monday describe these as “mega 90s jeans“. Now, it might just be us, but The Fashion Police lived through the 90s, and, indeed, wore jeans for much of that decade, and we don’t remember seeing many people walking around like this. Then again, The Fashion Police have never been…

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      Foot Snatcher Claims more victims at Zara

      Oh, COME ON, Zara. Come on. Look, we know you like your super-long inseams. We know you do. We’ve also heard it said that you do it, not to annoy those of us who are less than 7″ tall (which is the height some of your clothes seem to be…

      Ugly jeans by D&G

      Do our thighs look big in this?

      Word to the wise, folks: when even the model looks like the lower half of her body has been stolen from someone else, it’s probably not a flattering look. Actually scratch that: when your jeans are tapered at the ankle, but voluminous in the thigh?  It’s DEFINITELY not a flattering look. Is…

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      Chloe tries to bring back 90s jeans

      We’re not ready for a 90s fashion revival. We’re just not. And if you need to know why not, just read this. This is why we were particularly disturbed to see these Chloe jeans as we scrolled through the new arrivals at the Ssense website this morning. “Why, those look…

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      At least she won’t have to worry about camel toe

      On a guy, we might have been grudgingly impressed that he actually needed all that room in the crotch. On a girl, though, we just like to amuse ourselves by imagining that if she removed these, her body would be exactly the same shape underneath. You can’t un-see it now,…

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      Crime of Fashion: The Bloodbath Jeans

      When the product description refers to “tie dye jeggings” you know it’s not going to be pretty – but nothing could have prepared our officers for the scene of carnage that met them when they were dispatched to investigate Denimocracy’s jeggings in the early hours of this morning. We don’t…

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      Style on Trial: Floral print jeans

      So, floral print: summer-staple, super-feminine, blah blah blah. You can fill in the rest yourselves, can’t you? Florals appear at around about this time every year (“Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.”) and we know from experience that while some of you just can’t get enough of them, some of you can’t…

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      Pyjama Jeans: Now With Added Boxers

      This dude is wearing his pyjamas. Yes, we know they look like a reasonably ugly pair of jeans, they are, in fact, pyjama jeans. “Well, what of it, Fashion Police?” we hear you say. “He’s in his own home, and it’s not like we’ve never heard of pyjama jeans before:…

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      Arrested: Dsquared ‘Kenny’ fur pocket jeans

      DSquared2 apparently thought these jeans looked like a “Kenny”. We think they look like their wearer rolled around in roadkill, but maybe that’s just us: if you think it is, and you’re willing to pay £1000 to look like YOU rolled around in roadkill too, you can click here to buy…