Jean-Pierre Braganza and the amazing technicolour dream dress. And leggings.

Do not adjust your sets, readers! And also: please don’t try to sue us for any loss of vision experienced as a result of viewing this post – go after Jean-Pierre Braganza instead, for these two items are both his creations.

We’d like to be able to say that either one of these items ON THEIR OWN would probably be OK, but we fear that would be a lie, and that even if the leggings were worn with a black top, and the dress was worn with no other technicolour items, they’d still give us a headache. They’d also still remind us of the kind of things you can find in tacky, beach side tourist stores in Florida.

If, however, they remind you only of the kind of thing you’d happily give closet space to, head over to Louisa Via Roma, where you can purchase them both. We’ll be lying down in a darkened room for the next couple of hours, if anyone needs us…

8 Comments

  • March 22, 2010

    Amee

    Wow! I never knew Fruit Roll Ups could be made into dresses! It’s nice to see some economically responsible manufacturing.

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  • March 22, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    I feel sorry for the people who actually have to make this. Mind you, they won’t be getting many orders…

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  • March 23, 2010

    Diandra

    Is it wrong if I actually love this?
    Not together, but, you know.
    Amee is right though, it totally looks like Fruit Roll-Ups.

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  • March 23, 2010

    Lucia

    Why do these thinks even exist?
    I would never wear them…
    not together not apart not when I’m completely alone at home and probably not even for carneval.

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  • March 23, 2010

    melissa

    looks like something crazy aunt rhoda would wear to her southern florida pool club…
    .-= melissa´s last blog ..~back from spring break =-.

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  • March 23, 2010

    Monica

    Looks like somebody just threw up a rainbow.

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  • March 23, 2010

    EricB

    It looks like a the colors that result from a drop of oil on a puddle. I wonder how they dyed it.

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  • April 3, 2010

    Anastaciya

    Hold a bucket above your head coz the rainbow is throwing up!

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