Jean Paul Gaultier jeans: is that an accordion in your pants, or are you just pleased to see us?

We THINK that’s an accordion inside these pants, anyway, but we’d have to ask our detective squad to investigate to be sure, because let’s face it, you could fit just about anything in there, couldn’t you?

Actually, that’s an interesting point: would you get through airport security wearing these, do you think, or would they stop you and ask you to step aside and “empty your pants” to make sure you weren’t carrying anything you shouldn’t be in them? And is it wrong of us to secretly hope we’re there when that exact scenario finally comes to pass?

[Buy them at Louisa Via Roma]

13 Comments

  • May 10, 2010

    charles

    why even bother with the pockets? there’s already so much room to hide stuff!
    .-= charles´s last blog ..[Not so] Kick-Ass =-.

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  • May 10, 2010

    EricB

    Tight jeans are so sexy. It’s hard to believe that with that kind of clothes, Gaultier wants to tell us that sexy is over. How sad.

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  • May 10, 2010

    Amee

    Why yes, it is wrong. Because that means someone would actually be wearing them.

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  • May 11, 2010

    Sandy

    Those are dreadful. The misaligned back pockets make them look even worse.

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    • May 12, 2010

      Brie

      Agreed…and I am so disappointed in these Gaultier styled jeans.

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  • May 11, 2010

    cheaprules

    Horrific

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  • May 11, 2010

    cloots

    are you serious???

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  • May 17, 2010

    Janelle

    My guy friend saw this and said that these pants were meant to be put on during labor to catch the baby. I couldn’t stop laughing.
    .-= Janelle´s last blog ..May 3, 2010 – Lunch =-.

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    • July 9, 2010

      marie

      kickass! thats exactly what i thought!

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  • May 17, 2010

    gus

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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  • May 19, 2010

    Samantha

    Wow. Now no one will ever know that im 19 and still wearing nappies! <3

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  • July 9, 2010

    marie

    oh.my.god. who, in the knowledge of all that is holy, would think this looks GOOD?! scratch that, who would think this is WEARABLE?! These literally make me shiver, and i shoot myself before I wore them. Im sure many others would do the same.

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