Jean-Charles de Castelbajac kills Kermit the Frog (and friends)

Kermit the frog fashion top

  Fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac spent the night in the Fashion Police jail last night following his senseless slaughter of one Kermit the Frog, and a dozen or so of his friends.

“It’s horrific,” said an anonymous witness of the designer’s Paris Fashion Week show. “Kermit never hurt anyone – to see him murdered like this, and some model wearing his head as a trophy – well, it’s just disgusting. Won’t someone please think of the children!”

The Fashion Police are investigating the matter. Kermit: rest in peace…

16 Comments

  • March 12, 2009

    kuri

    It’s not easy being green, indeed!

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  • March 12, 2009

    Arielle

  • March 12, 2009

    nj

    well…looks like the label should read “The Jim Henson Collection” by Toys-R-Us
    what a lame concept…how does this Jean -Charles guy have a job in this ecomomy?

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  • March 12, 2009

    kelly

    Hope he wouldn’t do the same with kittens…

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  • March 12, 2009

    Susan

    LOL!!!!!
    The one attached to the alice band is just the perfect touch.

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  • March 12, 2009

    Anne Pink

    I love the headband, I would totally wear it. But the coat is… er… bad.

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  • March 12, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I’d also wear the hair band.

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  • March 13, 2009

    chocoholic

    KERMIT!!!!
    I’m comment more once I can control the tears…

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  • March 13, 2009

    JJ

    The hairband looks like a beheaded Kermit. But I’m still speechless about the rest of the outfit.

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  • March 15, 2009

    lolita

    o_O
    that seems very…morbid.

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  • March 17, 2009

    Busted

    This is just WRONG! The Kermit headband should have his hands wrapped around the sides of the models head. It shouldn’t just be a black band.
    And it would have been a nice touch if one of the Kermits in the front had it’s tongue sticking out.
    It’s all in the details people.

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  • March 18, 2009

    Ricki

    Well that’s just WRONG! What tha hell was he thinkin’
    To clone Kermit (And that’s a crime in itself – He was a one of a kind – Like Elvis)
    Only to lure them all to “The zoo” and brutally kill all of them and splash them on a .. well what is it? Dress? Scarf? Faux-Fox?
    Amber, I hope you send the special reinforced unit out for this one! Kermit shall not have died in vein! – RIP Kermit

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  • August 27, 2009

    Girl

    I don’t see what the big deal is! Kermit the frog was never “alive” so how can you “kill” him? The head band isn’t too bad, and so what, it’s a bunch of kermit puppets made into a coat. So..Again, I see big deal.

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    • August 27, 2009

      The Fashion Police

      Oh you poor child! I can’t believe there are actually people out there who would take this so literally. Girl, no one *actually* believes that Kermit was “real” or has been “killed”. This is something called “exaggeration”. Look it up in a dictionary. (That’s a book that explains what words mean, by the way.)

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  • March 17, 2010

    hannah

    it almost looks like the frogs are screaming in protest. poor little frogs, did their mouts have to hang open?

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  • May 30, 2010

    maddie

    kinda looks like the dress that rachel whore on glee last week.

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