Irregular Choice ‘Low Level Danger’ shoes light up when you walk

“I flash!” proclaims this shoe, proudly.

“We’d much rather you didn’t, actually,” answer The Fashion Police, “Because we’ve seen this kind of thing before, you see, and we’ve arrested it every single time…”

Yes, this is another example of the shoe that lights up when you walk. Because obviously every other time that’s been done it’s been a huge success. That’s why you’re always seeing people walking around with light-up shoes. Oh no, wait, that doesn’t happen, does it? Because light-up heels tend to look ugly, and also because we’re not five years old any more.

Here’s a close-up of that heel:

We’re not loving it, although, to be fair, we haven’t seen what it looks like when it’s actually lit up. Maybe that would change our minds? Maybe we’d be so blown away with the sheer AWESOME of it that we’d willingly hand over £120 for these bad boys?

Or, you know, maybe not.

Would you? Click here if you answered yes…

10 Comments

  • December 28, 2010

    EricB

    How tacky!

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    • November 1, 2012

      Nala

      I agree, why did they invent this. Please, tell me this will not sell. Please.

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  • December 28, 2010

    Tara

    I love the shape of the shoe, and the texture of the top- that heel is just awful though.

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  • December 29, 2010

    froggie

    If the heel/wedge was the same colour as the platform at the front, I’d be all over these.

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  • December 29, 2010

    Lei

    These would be cute without that silly heel.

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  • December 29, 2010

    Tali

    Have you ever seen kids wearing those sportshoes that light up when they walk? Don’t think it’s going to look any different than that.
    Overall, it’s a highly weird shoe. Not in a good way, I’m afraid.

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  • December 30, 2010

    jules

    now that we have heels that light up, do you think we’ll be getting any shoes with squeaks any time soon? :p

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  • January 8, 2011

    Magnolia

    Yes! I have been looking for adult shoes to make me look like a 5yo!! No thank you. *sigh* Designers, where did we go wrong??

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  • January 8, 2011

    Magnolia

    Yes! I have been looking for adult shoes to make me look like a 5yo!! No thank you. *sigh* Designers, where did we go wrong?? Y’all are just pitiful, these days…

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  • March 14, 2011

    Glittermummy

    Well come and arrest me, because I LOVE them!

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