Irregular Choice get carried away with fringes. Really carried away…

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There;s really not a whole lot to say here, other than that we believe these may well be the ugliest shoes in the world right now. And we say that Irregular Choice fans. Sorry, IC.

But wait! There's more!

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These ones remind us of those little sausage dogs with the really long hair. Only blue, obviously.

These were all reported to us by Mona, who points out that, in comparison to what's gone before, these last ones look almost normal:

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The only question remaining, then: which pair is the worst?

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23 Comments

  • May 18, 2009

    bexx

    2nd pair is the worst

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  • May 18, 2009

    RinnaRainbowlicious

    2nd and 1st are the most hideous things I have ever seen.
    Now, where did I put that eyebleach?

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  • May 18, 2009

    Janine

    Oooh, overzealous fringing in swamp green. Delicious…
    I think the 2nd pair have to be the most disgusting though. Why would ANYONE want those?

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  • May 18, 2009

    janeyp

    I am oddly attracted to the pair with the jewels on them.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Danny

    The first pair is the worst.
    At a first glance, it reminded me of a pony.
    When i looked closely, the fur reminded me of tarantulas.
    That’s just too creepy. What’s wrong with some simple fur-free shoes?
    Also, I bet spanish women will “love” the last pair.

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  • May 18, 2009

    gokarm

    aaargh, it DOES look like tarantula fur! My feet are horrified by the thought. Irregular choice, 9 times out of 10, go WAY overboard with the add-ons. But I agree, the second pair is the worst.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Evelyn

    Certainly have that ‘Morticia Addams’ look, don’t they?

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  • May 18, 2009

    carly

    im a big fan of IC and i never liked these either however they are old designs…….give em a bit of a break lol

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  • May 18, 2009

    Simone

    I can’t stand all that fringe.
    however, if you cut the fringe off of the very first pair and the last pair, they would actually be decent.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Theresa

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thought “tarantula” when they looked at the first pair. They have to be one of the creepiest pairs of shoes I’ve ever seen. They are all pretty awful though.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Celeste

    The 2nd pair is the worst. It took me a long time to figure out where one shoe ended and the next began.
    Maybe they were trying to make a line of shoes for burlesque performers? Though this is probably over the top for them.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Melanie

    The rhinestone, faux fur and fringing combo are by far the worst – they’re ugly shoes having an identity crisis. Ditto for the 3rd.
    The 2nd and 4th just look like something the working girls would wear in a wild west saloon .. and whilst I wouldn’t personally wear them in a million years, I don’t mind the look.

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  • May 18, 2009

    Anna

    Eek. I think the first is the worst with the big, honking rhinestone thing, the feathers AND the fringe. It’s just… too much.

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  • May 18, 2009

    chocoholic

    Oh My!
    I actually can’t look at them long enough to decide which pair I hate most.

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  • May 19, 2009

    Ms. Unique Luvs U

    They look almost like giant bugs…I bet they’d jump on your face and attack you.

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  • May 19, 2009

    Froggie

    I’m sorry… But I kind of love those first ones and would wear the shit out of them. My brain is telling me they’re ugly, but I’m still so strangely attracted.

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  • May 19, 2009

    Megan

    I can only imagine how much those would tickle my feet.

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  • May 19, 2009

    Madeline

    Well, they could all be salvaged if you were to cut away the fringes and other furry attachments

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  • May 20, 2009

    IsSheWearingThat?

    the top pair look like somone put the shoe and kicked a vole really hard.

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  • May 26, 2009

    tkao

    I want to. . . like.
    PUT A LEASH ON IT.
    SERIOUSLY.
    Especially the blue one.
    “Down chewbacca!”
    “Ruff!”

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  • May 27, 2009

    Diandra

    lol, there’s just something appealing about those blue ones! I just want to pet ’em. 🙂 I kinda like the “gypsy” look to them, but why fringe in the back? It looks like a little table on your heel!

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  • June 4, 2009

    Naomi

    There are quite a few things I find wrong with these pairs of shoes.
    1st Pair-Fur and frillys gotta go!!!!!!
    2nd Pair-Frillys and the Fur
    3rd Pair- Frillys and the fur!
    4th pair- FRILLYS AND THE FUR~~~~~~!!!!!
    There is the same thing wrong with them!!! If you took them off they would look very Dolce Gabbana!

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  • June 9, 2009

    Alissa

    These are HORRIBLE! Especially the third pair, with the blue fringe and the shorter heels – what would possess any sane woman to wear them?!

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